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Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python

It was less than a good morning for Atthaporn Boonmakchuay today. Not after a python slithered out of his squat toilet, bit his penis and refused to let go.

Atthaporn, who just regained consciousness, spoke from his hospital bed Wednesday afternoon to recount the ordeal he experienced in the bathroom of his home east of Bangkok in Chachoengsao province, which he’d entered for his morning routine of a shower and protracted bowel movement.

Atthaporn said he had just squatted over his toilet for his usual 30 minutes of morning business, according to Khon Khao Bang Pakong, when the python rose from the depths to fasten its jaws around the end of his penis.

As his wife Sawittree Shooyoung would tell Thairath, that’s when she heard him scream for help and call for a rope. Entering the bathroom, Sawittree found her bleeding husband fighting with the nearly 4-meter long python. She gave him the rope as requested.

Just before he passed out from loss of blood, Atthaporn grasped the serpent by its head and managed to use the rope to tie it to the bathroom door.

The 38-year-old man was taken to a nearby hospital, while rescue workers were left to deal with the rampaging reptile, whose body was still mostly stuck in the squat  toilet.

Workers removed the toilet from the house, at which point they took a hammer to it to free the body of the beast.

Atthaporn is in stable condition. Flanked by grinning doctors, he told reporters that he was careful to unhinge the reptile’s jaws rather than forcing it free and risking permanent damage to his self.

Authorities suspect the python entered the home through a pipe that led it into the toilet. It will be released back to nature, Thairath reported.

Pics  :-[  khaosodenglish.com Video thairath.co.th
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Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2016, 11:26:30 PM »
This would have been a much more interesting story if the man's dick had swallowed the python.
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Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2016, 12:46:41 AM »

Now i know why they stand on the seat. You sound like the drones arrived with the Leo :drink
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Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2016, 11:24:23 AM »
The guy should have disobeyed the instructions.  Photo taken at work this morning.  Now wash your hands.
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Offline thaiga

Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2016, 01:28:57 PM »
They should make toilets with a flip top - making it a one way system

The guy recalls how he battled with the big snake to save his genital

He said that he entered the toilet as usual before going to work in the morning and did not see anything unusual from the toilet seat. But after squatting on the seat for about five minutes, he felt pain in his private part and saw a snake emerging from the seat.

As he struggled with the snake, he shouted for help

He recalled that he thought he would lose his private because the snake was strong and the bite hurt badly. However, he managed to grab the snake’s head and pressed it hard until his private was freed, then used a nylon rope from his wife to tie up its head.

Rescue workers who arrived at the scene had to smash the toilet seat to catch the snake who was identified as a python about three metres long.

full article englishnews.thaipbs.or.th
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Offline thaiga

Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2016, 04:27:49 PM »
The dailynews.co.th is reporting someone has come up with a great invention against a snake attack while performing your ablutions
But the overweight could suffer a worse injury if they fell off  :-[ do you think they'll patent it   :)


pic@dailynews.co.th
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2016, 04:59:19 PM »
do you think they'll patent it   :)


Most hospitals have better constructions already for disabled patients. Google "image:shower chair".

Foldable, handy on travels:


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Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2016, 07:21:56 PM »
Here's stickboybangkok's contribution  :o

 

 
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Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2016, 04:20:17 PM »
beware of the snake / the go girl is the answer for the ladies / they can pee standing up ;D

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Offline thaiga

Re: Toilet Python - now gran and the cobra
« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2016, 12:01:21 PM »
Reports of another nasty toilet incident from the dailynews.co.th. where a granny got a surprise from a cobra appearing in the loo.
snake catchers failed to contain the snake which fled the scene, this time the rope trick failed and it slithered back where it come from, now the poor lady is to frighted to stay in the house in case it returns. more pics here dailynews.co.th

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Offline thaiga

Re: They poured insecticide into the toilet to snuff out the cobra
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2016, 07:51:43 PM »
It must be that time of year for the TOILET SNAKE Arr! - this time a one metre cobra was found in a toilet in a house in Pathum Thani
It disappeared into the toilet when the rescue workers arrived so they poured insecticide into the toilet and waited, sure enough out he come was caught and put inside a bag to be sent to the snake farm at the Thai Red Cross office.




full story with pics: englishnews.thaipbs.or.th

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Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2016, 08:14:09 PM »
Which is the more dangerous..the toilet snake or the one eyed trouser snake?
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Offline sowhat

Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2016, 09:20:53 PM »
the trouser snake is one of the most feared but desired animal, it's normally docile and relaxed, but it tenses up to an erect position and increases in size to scare of it's attacker and sometimes rams the opponent repeatedly.

also it has a nasty habit of spitting. in the soi 6 area they have also been known to attack men from behind
 

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Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2016, 12:37:25 PM »
Sowhat, you forgot to mention that a single bite can cause severe swelling in the victim
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Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2016, 06:18:16 PM »
hee hee a swell time was had by all  :salute
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Man Wins Desperate Struggle to Free Penis From Toilet Python
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2016, 07:33:00 PM »
Especially if you've been on the silkworms  :o

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Offline thaiga

Re: Snakes. snakes, pythons and cobras everywhere
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2016, 02:11:18 PM »
Snakes. snakes, pythons and cobras everywhere

As the rainy season is or should be about to come, Pythons and cobras are fleeing their usual habitats looking for shelter.
A PTT customer saw a two meter python slide into a fork lift truck and hole up in one of the vehicles.



They also found a three meter python incubating eggs in a covered gutter at a house in the Klong Toey area with about 20 eggs.



thairath.co.th
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Re: Cobra bites man on bum in toilet
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2016, 12:29:41 PM »
Cobra bites man on bum in toilet

Cobra bites man on bum in toilet - but local monk saves the day - Video here: morning-news.bectero.com



A big black serpent came out from the squat toilet lucky enough went past his genitals before sinking its fangs in his bum leaving two large bite marks on his cheeks. He yelled "Take me to the Wat Nong Hoi temple - the abbot will know what to do!, Thap Sakae district has a famous abbot who is an expert on snakes and cures for snake bites.

A herbal remedy was put in the wound and in next to no time a black liquid started flowing out that was mopped up with another potion. Half an hour later Amporn was feeling as right as rain and was telling his story to people who had come to hear his toilet tale.

Well done the abbot

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Re: Girl interrupted during happy toilet moment
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2016, 12:25:41 AM »
Girl interrupted during happy toilet moment

Another python rose from a toilet in Chonburi yesterday morning while a woman was enjoying her private time - she quickly jumped off of her squat toilet when she spotted a large python in it. there is a clip here from thairath.co.th showing the capture of the python.


pic from clip@ thairath.co.th

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Re: Another snake another toilet - Video
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2017, 02:19:17 PM »
Another snake another toilet, always best to have a peek in the bowl before sitting on the loo. This lady from nong khai had a peek, what did she see a large cobra. article in th. tnamcot.com

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