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Half as serious and less / Re: Anyone seen my little willy
« Last post by thaiga on February 11, 2018, 08:37:24 PM »
sometimes you read things how you want them to be

and don't notice ...

6 things you can miss while reading a newspaper
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Half as serious and less / Re: Anyone seen my little willy
« Last post by jivvy on February 11, 2018, 06:25:31 PM »
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My eyes are getting worse - i read that as big tits :rclxs0

Probably both   ....  lol
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Half as serious and less / Sexy man
« Last post by thaiga on February 11, 2018, 06:10:27 PM »
after all these years, it's still being posted, The Bar Girl's 10 Commandments originally from bangkok bobs website, found on lonelyplanet.com. you will be loneley if you listen to all this. Cannot be posted to often... some folks have just don't get it the first time... or the 10th. But then a fool and his money.  so i am a handsome man, 20,000 bar girls can't be wrong   Khun law ka.

1.check that he isn't wearing trainers. If he is, forget him because he is most likely an English teacher, and they will only give you peanuts, if they give you anything at all.

2. No matter how fat and ugly he is, no matter how bad he may smell, no matter how drunk he is, make sure you always tell him he is handsome. Sit close to him and run your hands over his body, arousing him.
As soon as he has paid the bar fine, you can stand clear of him. Even if he knows that you despise him, he'll still pay you. The hard part is getting him to pay the bar, and as soon as he has done that, the rest is easy.

3. Start collecting email addresses from all of your customers, once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local Internet cafe is in order. Send everyone an email. Simply change the name on each email and send it off to all the guys. If you can remember something specific about them, mention that in the email too.
These walking ATMs all have a soft heart, so you need to tell them a story to get them to send you some of their riches. Start with a sick buffalo and if he doesn't reply, next tell him that your mother is ill. As a last resort, if he still doesn't send any money, tell him you are pregnant and the baby is his!

4. Practice crying on cue. It is essential that you can produce tears immediately. This will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way!

5. When you get a customer for an extended period of time, make sure he takes you shopping, with Rarn Tong (gold shop) being the best place to visit. Make sure he buys you gold and if he doesn't, see rule 4! As soon as he has left Thailand, take the gold back to the shop and sell it straight back to them, thus increasing your pay out.

6. When locally based farangs are inside the bars, do not speak in Thai with your friends in the bar but rather use Lao, Khmer or any other dialects that you may know. It's bad enough that some of them can speak and even read Thai, but Lao and Khmer should be kept as sacrosanct. Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our regional dialects.

7. Always see him off at the airport. Thai currency cannot be used in his country, so it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover Baht as he leaves and says goodbye. While accompanying him to the airport, prevent him buying going-away gifts for his family and friends in his homeland, this will leave more money for you.

8. See Asian customers. They understand that we like to gamble, and they understand that we have lots of unemployed brothers and sisters who need to eat. Therefore, they pay a lot better than the farangs.

9. Remember, when you go with a farang, you must always ask for taxi money and give him the excuse that taxi drivers cannot give change on big notes. Don't let him see the small change in your wallet. If taxi money isn't forthcoming, see rule 4.

10. If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you will be able to start making money again. Give Phuket a few years, then move on to Pattaya. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the walking ATM machines in Pattaya seem to be so blind, they will not notice.
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Half as serious and less / Re: Anyone seen my little willy
« Last post by thaiga on February 11, 2018, 05:18:39 PM »
I expect the waitresses get big tips   :rclxs0
My eyes are getting worse - i read that as big tits :rclxs0
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Half as serious and less / Re: Anyone seen my little willy
« Last post by jivvy on February 11, 2018, 04:20:37 PM »
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My little willy has found a new place to eat :o

I expect the waitresses get big tips   :rclxs0
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Half as serious and less / Re: Anyone seen my little willy
« Last post by thaiga on February 11, 2018, 12:35:40 PM »
My little willy has found a new place to eat :o
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Half as serious and less / Re: Anyone seen my little willy
« Last post by jivvy on February 11, 2018, 10:37:03 AM »
 :lol
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General Discussions / Re: SCLP Cancer vaccines
« Last post by Roger on February 11, 2018, 09:16:32 AM »
Linking in with the last post here some time ago, Juno a CAR-T Company in the USA was sold recently for $9 billion. Scancell's current valuation is about £30 million and the share price is now around 12 pence ! $9 billion would make the SP £20 or thereabouts LOL  :spin

I posted this elsewhere but for anyone interested, a paste here might give continuity :-

Just an update for anyone interested - Scancell's 2nd platform - Moditope 3
In a nutshell, 144 teams entered for CRUK's Grand Challenge - up to £20 million research grants.
Scancell are on the shortlist of 10. Their topic for the challenge will be Modi3 and Scancell's Prof Lindy Durrant, will lead a team of 15 eminent Oncologist/Scientists in preparing the paper in cooperation with Genentech, (a major Biotech owned by Roche), BioNTech in Germany who are using Modi to adapt CAR-T type therapy, and ISA Pharma of Germany. Pundits say that Moditope, taking away 100% of 'heavy tumour load' in pre-clinical work, can be an industry in itself. Share price 12 pence !

Official statements :-

''Scancell Holdings plc, ('Scancell' or the 'Company') the developer of novel immunotherapies for the treatment of cancer, is proud to announce that an international, multi-disciplinary team of the leading cancer immunotherapy scientists in Europe and the US, led by Prof. Lindy Durrant, Chief Scientific Officer of Scancell, and in partnership with Genentech, BioNtech and ISA pharmaceuticals1, has been shortlisted to the final stages of Cancer Research UK's Grand Challenge2 - an ambitious series of £20 million global grants tackling some of the toughest questions in cancer research.  The team will collaborate on a project entitled "Project Blueprint: Eradicating established tumours with unique cancer vaccines".

Project Blueprint aims to eliminate tumours by treating patients with specific vaccines.  Prof. Lindy Durrant will lead an international world-class team to investigate the full potential of the tumour vaccine concept by building blueprints for an effective therapy for patients with most types of cancer.  The project focus will be on head and neck cancer, glioblastoma, lung, and pancreatic cancer - all of which currently have a poor prognosis - in which treatment with Modi-3, a product generated from Scancell's Moditope® platform will be assessed alongside vaccines targeting new mutations within individual patients' tumours
.''

And :-

'Scancell Holdings plc, ('Scancell' or the 'Company') the developer of novel immunotherapies for the treatment of cancer, notes that European Patent Office has announced its intention to grant Scancell's application for a European patent for its Moditope® immunotherapy platform.

This case is key to the protection of the Company's pipeline of Moditope® vaccines for the treatment of cancer and will provide commercial exclusivity in all major European territories including: Austria, Belgium, Switzerland, Germany, Denmark, Spain, Finland, France, United Kingdom, Ireland, Italy, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Sweden and Turkey.  Counterparts to this patent have been filed in Australia, Brazil, Canada, China, Hong Kong, Japan, South Korea, South Africa and the US.

Cliff Holloway, Chief Executive Officer of Scancell, commented:
"By confirming its intention to grant this patent application, the European Patent Office has continued to uphold the validity of Scancell's expanding patent estate.  This is a key case for the Company as we progress development of our Moditope® platform and provides further protection for Scancell's innovative cancer vaccine technologies."

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Me again - Scancell now arguably have 4 platforms for cancer treatment.

Immunobody and Immunobody combo with checkpoint inhibitor
An Immunobody trial, SCIB1 for melanoma - 16 of 18 resected Patients with a prognosis of months, are alive after 5 years or more. In pre-clinical trials in combo - almost 100% of cancers were halted.

Moditope
Moditope with TCR therapy (BioNTech)
In pre clinical studies, Moditope took away 100% of heavy tumour load and Moditope it seems, can be engineered to address most cancers.
(There's some real science here, a wide Patent is shortly to be granted).

You can read the Scancell news on LSE.co.uk/SCLP under the header 'RNS'.

ATB
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Half as serious and less / Re: Only in pattaya - Soi Hongnam
« Last post by nan on February 10, 2018, 08:55:53 PM »
Surprising how many bars in pattaya don't have a toilet, when you gotta go you gotta go, so if your near soi 7 just use your nose to find the nearest toilet
a  five-gallon bucket, toilet seat, and shower curtain to protect toilet-goers modesty. The bucket is periodically drained into a nearby sewer, so they say.

far too many kick the bucket in pattaya
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Half as serious and less / Re: Now wash your hands
« Last post by nan on February 10, 2018, 08:52:09 PM »
the conversation on this forum is going down the pan ::)
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