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General Discussions / Re: Beer before wine?
« Last post by Johnnie F. on February 08, 2019, 11:15:55 AM »
The new tests will use Leo or Chang.

Urrgh! How about Erdinger, Singha, San Miguel dark or even better Guinness, Murphy's Stout etc.?
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General Discussions / Princess
« Last post by Taman Tun on February 08, 2019, 11:14:56 AM »
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General Discussions / Re: Beer before wine?
« Last post by Taman Tun on February 08, 2019, 11:12:17 AM »
OK Johnnie, I can confirm that only the finest wines will be used.  I noticed that the experiments used Carlsberg, which allegedly is a beer. The new tests will use Leo or Chang.
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General Discussions / Re: Beer before wine?
« Last post by Johnnie F. on February 08, 2019, 11:07:44 AM »
Assuming the quality rating of the wine being at least Eiswein, Trockenbeerenauslese etc. please do consider me a volunteer!
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General Discussions / Beer before wine?
« Last post by Taman Tun on February 08, 2019, 08:56:34 AM »
Some British and German scientists have carried out experiments on 90 volunteers as to the comparable hangover effects of drinking beer before wine or wine before beer.  Details are in this Grauniad article:- https://www.theguardian.com/society/2019/feb/08/beer-before-wine-not-fine-scientists-find-after-vomit-filled-tests

However, the test procedure was severely flawed in that white wine was used in the experiments.  It is unbelievable that these scientists made such an elementary mistake of considering white wine to be wine.  White wine is just a colorless fluid with barely any alcohol content.  It is definitely not wine.

It is clear that the experiment needs to be repeated, but this time using red wine which is the only true WINE.  I should be able to find 90 volunteers for the experiments, but I need help in funding the purchase of beer and wine.  Please send your donations to allow this important piece of research to be carried out.  My normal terms apply: Cash only, no receipts, no refunds.
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Half as serious and less / Re: My tortured email box
« Last post by Roger on February 08, 2019, 03:14:57 AM »
One received today, for the file Johnny :-

''My Good Friend,

My name is Mr.Williams Anderson, I am a newly promoted Branch Manager of a Bank here in Ghana, West Africa, I got your information during my search through the Internet.

It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and don't want problems, I only hope we can assist each other. If you don't want this business offer kindly forget it, as I will not contact you again.

I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the Branch Manager of the Bank, it is my duty to send in a Financial Report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each year.

In the course of the last year 2018 end of the year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the Manager made excess profit of [US$12.5 Million dollars] which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have since placed this fund in a SUNDRY ACCOUNT.

As an officer of the bank I cannot be directly linked to this money, so this informed my contacting you for us to work together so that you can assist me and receive this fund into your bank account in your country for us to SHARE.

I am offering you 40% of the total fund, while you keep 60% for me in your bank account till I join you in your country for the sharing/investment of my own share of the funds or better still we can go into a joint partnership venture, I will appreciate it very much.

As soon as I receive your response through this Address( wa222747@gmail.com ) I will give you more details on how we can achieve it successfully.

Sincerely,
Mr. Williams Anderson''


 :lol   (Bin' wanting an excuse to use this one . . . .)

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Korat & Isaan Forums Support Desk / Re: Goodbye from thaiga
« Last post by Taman Tun on February 07, 2019, 03:17:43 PM »
Well done Johnny, 10 years is a long time.  I hope whoever takes up the reins can do an equally good job.
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Korat & Isaan Forums Support Desk / Re: Goodbye from ?
« Last post by Roger on February 07, 2019, 02:44:31 PM »
Johnnie - wishing you a happy retirement. All the best  :)

(I hope someone will keep this going).
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Korat & Isaan Forums Support Desk / Re: Goodbye from thaiga
« Last post by Johnnie F. on February 07, 2019, 09:02:52 AM »
The first post I had made on February 07, 2009, 06:35:56 PM.

Today is the day of the ten years. Any offers to relieve me? :)
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Half as serious and less / Re: My tortured email box
« Last post by Johnnie F. on February 05, 2019, 08:38:20 AM »
Quote
-----Original Message-----
From: Stefan Persson [mailto:admin@alegra.in]
Sent: Monday, February 04, 2019 2:38 PM
To: Recipients
Subject: Business Proposition.

Attn: To whom it may concern.

I just want to apologize for any inconvenience this email may cause you. My name is Stefan Persson and I'm interested in establishing and operating a very lucrative business as a means of achieving a profitable and successful business with you.

I work for an international corporation company as a purchasing manager, dealing with various kinds of farm animal equine product here in Helsinki, Finland. My duty is to approve the acquisition of goods and services needed by my company. I'm equally responsible for purchasing the best quality products for my company at the most competitive prices and I work in a wide range of sectors for many different organizations.

An antidote known as I-Site XP Gold is tremendously needed by my company. I-Site XP Gold is an antidote used for the treatment of farm animals. It relieves pain caused by swelling and inflammation associated with joint disease and absorbs shock in farm animals and horses. This same antidote is sold in Malaysia at the rate of $850USD per each carton by Mrs. Halimah Binti Sadi while my company purchases the same antidote at the rate of $3,950usd. During the course of supply to my company, you will be making the profit of $3,100usd per each carton supplied to my company.

I should have taken care of the business myself, but I am going through a Genetic predisposition as a result of leukemia which cannot permit me to travel. Every further details and contact will be provided based on your determination in handling the business. All I need is your reliability in doing this business and in terms of the profit made in the business, 60% goes to you and 40% is mine. Feel free to write me via stefanperson5@gmail.com for more details.

Take good care and have a nice day.

Regards,
Stefan.

Now what kind of scam is that? :spin

xxx
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