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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #90 on: February 04, 2017, 01:52:26 PM »
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Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #91 on: February 04, 2017, 03:54:32 PM »
Donald Trump steps out of the White House in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees “Donald Trump Sucks” written in urine across the snow.

Well, he's pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff’s HQ, and reads the security guys the riot act, while they stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor.

Trump hollers “Well dammit, don’t just sit there! Get out and find out who did it! I want an answer, and I want it tonight!”

Later that evening, the chief security officer approaches Trump and says: “Well Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?”

Trump says “Give me the bad news first.”

The officer says “Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The results just came back, and it was Mike Pence’s urine.”

Trump says “Oh my, I feel so... so... betrayed! My own vice-president! darn. ...well, what’s the really bad news?”

The officer replies “Well, it’s Melania’s handwriting.”
 
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Offline thaiga

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #92 on: February 04, 2017, 05:47:53 PM »
Nice one jivvy - he would make a good market trader - here's a clip from 2015 worth a view

10 Horrible Insults From Donald Trump
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump and presidency
« Reply #93 on: February 27, 2017, 09:54:17 AM »
Too good to be true!!



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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #94 on: March 17, 2017, 02:35:55 PM »
Do you think, I should risk trying their inedible food again as reward?
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Offline thaiga

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #95 on: March 17, 2017, 03:13:42 PM »
Small hands is that why his trump tower looks big :evilgrin
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #96 on: March 17, 2017, 04:03:33 PM »
Maybe they mean, he can't hold a BigMac; but his mouth is certainly big enough.
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Offline thaiga

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #98 on: March 18, 2017, 03:52:57 PM »
but his mouth is certainly big enough.
he keeps putting his foot in it :spin
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Offline Johnnie F.

Trump's campain now officially under FBI investigation
« Reply #99 on: March 20, 2017, 10:15:53 PM »
he keeps putting his foot in it :spin


Let's hope he can keep doing that in jail only in future:

 (CNN)FBI Chief James Comey said publicly for the first time Monday that his agency is investigating alleged links between Russia and the Trump campaign and whether any crimes may have been committed during last year's election campaign.
"That includes investigating the nature of any links between individuals associated with the Trump campaign and the Russian government and whether there was any coordination between the campaign and Russia's efforts," Comey said in his opening statement to a dramatic hearing before the House Intelligence Committee.

More at CNN
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Offline Johnnie F.

Does Trump release his campain from FBI investigation?
« Reply #100 on: May 10, 2017, 09:19:49 AM »
FBI Chief James Comey said publicly for the first time Monday that his agency is investigating alleged links between Russia and the Trump campaign and whether any crimes may have been committed during last year's election campaign.
"That includes investigating the nature of any links between individuals associated with the Trump campaign and the Russian government and whether there was any coordination between the campaign and Russia's efforts,"

Sadly he can't contnue that investigation now! :-[

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President Trump fired FBI Director James B. Comey on Tuesday, at the recommendation of senior Justice Department officials who said he had treated Hillary Clinton unfairly and in doing so damaged the credibility of the FBI and the Justice Department.
(Washington Post)

Now why does President Trump not resign himself, because he was elected due to that unfair treatment of HC?
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Offline Baby Farts

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #101 on: May 11, 2017, 09:16:26 AM »
JF,

Probably because the justice department recommended the firings, both the attorney general and deputy attorney general.  Interesting too how it was the democrats that wanted Comey fired sometime back.
 

Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #102 on: May 12, 2017, 10:54:22 AM »
No, BF, he keeps maintaining, the credits were all his. Guess he cornered himself with that move. To distract from that glitch he now wants to "investigate, how many illegal votes were given to HC". I expect that to backfire as well, let his investigators find out, how many voted illegally for the megalomaniac himself. His fellow Republicans must be getting tired of him sooner not later. BTW the most popular word that springs to Americans mind, when they think of DT is "Idiot', researchers of Quinnipiac University in Connecticut found out (Scroll down to poll question number 9). Americans must really love their president a lot, not only the approval rating of mere 36% shows!
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #103 on: May 18, 2017, 10:47:32 AM »
Isn't he good as entertainer, echoing speeches as president that were written for comedies? After all, he is "legally blonde", not just performs that.

Trump plagiarized his commencement speech from LEGALLY BLONDE
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #104 on: May 26, 2017, 07:12:36 AM »
More comedy from Trump in Brussels yesterday: "The Germans are bad, very bad! Look at the millions of cars they sell in the US. Terrible! We will stop that",  he's reported having said.

How will he keep Americans from buying - or better "investing in" - what they like? ;D

If he puts high import taxes on cars from Germany, he'll only make those more desired for their value. And who would then still want to park a domestic American brand in front of his house, if he has to fear his neighbors' commenting: "Look, they made that loser buy some junk from Detroit which is using illegal emissions software that allowed the vehicles to bypass government emissions tests and pollute far beyond legal limits on the road*", while about even an old Mercedes or BMW etc. they might say: "Oh, he's got one of those classy foreign cars that go for a fortune now! A winner!" Just keep on polarizing, Donald! That really means losing.

*see GM Sued by Diesel Truck Owners Over Emissions

P.s. Read The Washington Post on this behavior of a "president".
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #105 on: May 28, 2017, 10:00:18 AM »
No further comment necessary than "America first!" He just must be in front and in the center:

Donald Trump pushes the Prime Minister of Montenegro Video - Donald Trump Latest News - Youtube


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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #106 on: May 28, 2017, 04:06:14 PM »
After pushing another head of state aside for being more in the picture will he move into the recording business, too, to be heard better?

Could become a hit like that

I Am The Greatest
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Offline thaiga

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #107 on: May 28, 2017, 04:52:33 PM »
Luv the vinyl - I Am The Greatest - Greatest what  ;)
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #108 on: May 29, 2017, 07:38:57 AM »
Ok, the positions on these "family photos" are pre-arranged, and Trump might have been assigned a position in the first row. So he was " only" shoving Montenegro's prime minister Dusko Markovic out of the way in getting to his place. But how he did that, totally ignorant of others, without a "Pardon me" or "Excuse me", and even more with the face he puts up when afterwards straightening his jacket (like blowing the smoke off a just fired gun) instead of a late "Sorry" to Markovic, speaks volumes.
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #109 on: May 29, 2017, 01:24:42 PM »
Greatest what  ;)


Maybe hand, you know, the hand that can grope any woman, as he bragged. Melania seems to know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m30oT1z-_MQ


At least she seems to know when he's supposed to use his hand as the patriot he pretends to be and reminds him:

Melania forced Trump to raise hand during the National Anthem


The pope learned it.

Angry Pope slaps Trump's hand | Awkward MOMENT


But Macron was obviously not afraid of holding his hand quite long:

Trump's handshake with Macron was 'screw you in handshake form'


though at first Macron didn't seem to notice Trump at all.

Macron Ignores Trump
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Offline Baby Farts

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #110 on: May 31, 2017, 11:15:01 AM »
Let's give him a hand.
 
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #111 on: May 31, 2017, 12:43:31 PM »
Let's give him a hand.

A hand (clapping)? Guess more people would like to hear the sound of feet (kicking).
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #112 on: June 02, 2017, 09:30:53 AM »
Desperate for publicity to keep people from understanding internal problems of the US?

"Trump announced Thursday afternoon that he is withdrawing the United States from the landmark Paris climate agreement. (...) The United States joins only two countries — Nicaragua and Syria — in opposing a climate agreement reached by all other nations in 2015."

Wow, named together with Nicaragua and Syria in the same breath must make his followers really proud.  :-[

"In a gesture to those who had encouraged him to remain in the accord, Trump said he was open to negotiating a new climate deal that, in his assessment, would be more fair to U.S. interests.

“We’re getting out,” he added, “but we will start to negotiate and we will see if we can make a deal that’s fair. If we can, that’s great. And if we can’t, that’s fine.”" (Washington Post)

Didn't I hear similar from the Brexiteers in Britain?  :)
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #113 on: June 02, 2017, 05:19:01 PM »
Let's give him a hand.


Looks like he prefers another gesture: the famous middle finger

Trump gives the middle finger to the Prime Minister of Italy-The original Video


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Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #114 on: June 04, 2017, 06:34:39 PM »
 :lol
 
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #115 on: June 06, 2017, 05:49:03 PM »
Firing seems to be a game he likes to play:
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Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #116 on: June 07, 2017, 01:33:23 PM »
:lol
i like that mr.jivvy,could donald really be donald,quackers

               :cheers
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #117 on: June 08, 2017, 07:50:48 PM »
What Donald, Comey's getting you into trouble over your friends' Russian connections?

Cheer up with Vicente Fox:

A Message for Donald Trump from Former Mexican President Vicente Fox


Another Message for Donald Trump from Former Mexican President Vicente Fox
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Offline Baby Farts

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #118 on: June 09, 2017, 06:44:32 AM »
More childish attacks on Trump and coming from an ex-president (and not a very good one at that) to infer about penis size, make a ton of generalizations, etc., just shows how low some people are willing to go in order to try and prove something...like the FAKE news.  I call it humor propaganda.  Trump said he was going to stir things up and that's exactly what he's doing.  I personally agree with the wall.  Fck those Mexicans who come across our border and receive benefits without being citizens. Then we have all the drug running and drug cartel. Isn't that the REAL reason the Mexicans are so upset?  How do you think the idea of a wall came up in the first place?  Think about that for a moment....and how about North Korea?  Should we just do nothing and take a back seat to it like Obama did?  The fcking North Koreans are threatening my home state where I grew up along with my family past generations.  There is a reason why the North Koreans don't take us seriously and the bleeding heart liberal lefties- cannot blame Trump for that, but knowing how the lefties think, they'll "Trump" up (pun intended) something to try and turn things around and criticize the president.  Still broken hearted that Hillary lost the election. Look at her still whining away about it everyday, including Obama, and the rest of the left side.   
 

Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Trump wins presidency
« Reply #119 on: June 09, 2017, 11:01:32 AM »
I wonder who might be worse: a former politician turned entertainer or a former entertainer turned poltician? The latter seems making (not running) a show. A good part of the world watched Comey's testimonial yesterday live. Now the Republicans will have a hard time splitting hairs over how "hoping somebody would do" as a person higher but not directly above in the chain of command differs from telling him directly what to do. There is no more face to be kept or even won by that president and his fellows. Sure, Comey should not have stood for that "beating around the bush" and told Trump directly to back off with his inappropriate "insinuations". In any case lesson to be learned is not to trust a guy who seeks privacy off the concerned official like Sessions in highest official matters. Sessions and Kushner, who less willingly left Comey all alone exposed to Trump's inapproprate requests, will have a hard time explaining, what they thought of the order by Trump to leave the room for Comey to be left to him alone. I definitely hope there are tapes of that conversation, as Trump "hinted" probably with the intention of silencing Comey.

Trump should resign!
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