Author Topic: The French Restaurant - Korat (Read 526 times)

sicho · « **Reply #90 on:** June 30, 2012, 04:38:17 PM »

darn you Thaiga! Now everyone knows where I get my information.

thaiga · « **Reply #91 on:** June 30, 2012, 06:08:36 PM »

They do have nuts on the bar i hear and the entertainment will be from the ever popular group
the Roundheads n cavaliers Backing group addadictome

sicho · « **Reply #92 on:** June 30, 2012, 06:59:08 PM »

Guest star The Oldest Swinger In Town.

thaiga · « **Reply #93 on:** June 30, 2012, 08:41:18 PM »

Wonder why they ban skinheads

sicho · « **Reply #94 on:** June 30, 2012, 10:24:40 PM »

I heard that one prominent club member is a gender change surgeon. He kept it secret until another surgeon told him that he was an ENT specialist. 'Snip snip,' he said, 'And Bob's you're uncle'.

'Oh', said the other one. 'I do sex changes. Snip, snip and Bob's your auntie.'

thaiga · « **Reply #95 on:** July 01, 2012, 12:03:10 AM »

Thats what they should of done to bin laden have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change

operation. Then return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban.

sicho · « **Reply #96 on:** July 01, 2012, 10:04:29 AM »

There have been complaints that the adult male evening recently announced is discriminatory. Don has said that he may put on a Muslim Ladies' Night as an apology.

thaiga · « **Reply #97 on:** July 01, 2012, 11:56:51 AM »

I went to a muslim strip show once. All the men were shouting at the fully clothed stripper

"Show us you face"

Place was packed musta took a bomb.

sicho · « **Reply #98 on:** July 10, 2012, 06:06:28 PM »

A Who Dunnit Weekend At Swingers.

Don and Phyl wish proudly to announce the first mystery murder event at Swingers this coming weekend. Teams will be given clues and be able to interview witnesses and suspects in the S&M Room, videoing them for later detailed analysis. The imaginary scene will be a roadside near Korat where a non-existent victim is murdered with no weapons in front of no-one. Looks like a tough assignment for the amateur sleuths!

The winning team will have a night on the town with Phyl.

Several bicycle racks have been installed by the back entrance for members wishing to come that way.

Don and Phyl are looking forward to seeing many members, new and old.

thaiga · « **Reply #99 on:** July 10, 2012, 08:02:11 PM »

WOW

sicho · « **Reply #100 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:44:05 PM »

Do I recognise the one on the right?

Baby Farts · « **Reply #101 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:56:05 PM »

Question. Will the red button behind the bush at the front door still be available for those who prefer the front entrance? Also, we need to know exactly what the opening and closing times are for this event as it is imperative before any of us have to take a long grueling twenty minute bike ride in order to attend. This leads us to another important question. Will there be anyone there who can "pump" up bicycle tubes? After a twenty minute ride, the "air" is bound to go down in the tube for some folks and we can't have that in Korat. It would suggest the swinger's club lack of "loyalty" and "faithfulness" to all it's devout customers.

thaiga · « **Reply #102 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:14:53 PM »

Quote from: Saf on July 10, 2012, 09:44:05 PM

Do I recognise the one on the right?

You wont do when she comes out

sicho · « **Reply #103 on:** July 11, 2012, 07:59:21 AM »

Quote from: thaiga on July 10, 2012, 10:14:53 PM

You wont do when she comes out

sicho · « **Reply #104 on:** July 11, 2012, 08:05:46 AM »

Quote from: Baby Farts on July 10, 2012, 09:56:05 PM

Question. Will the red button behind the bush at the front door still be available for those who prefer the front entrance? Also, we need to know exactly what the opening and closing times are for this event as it is imperative before any of us have to take a long grueling twenty minute bike ride in order to attend. This leads us to another important question. Will there be anyone there who can "pump" up bicycle tubes? After a twenty minute ride, the "air" is bound to go down in the tube for some folks and we can't have that in Korat. It would suggest the swinger's club lack of "loyalty" and "faithfulness" to all it's devout customers.

I understand that all entrances will be open to standing members. Swingers is open 24/7, has a bicycle jockey who hold a diploma in rubber re-inflation and serves coffee withing 10 seconds of it being ordered.

Any satisfied member has access to Phyl who is always pleased to accommodate all of their needs herself.

Baby Farts · « **Reply #105 on:** July 11, 2012, 08:42:27 AM »

Fair enough. Will there be entrances open from those standing on the bar with their drawers dropped? Word has it that a certain individual gets free drinks doing that.

sicho · « **Reply #106 on:** July 11, 2012, 09:01:21 AM »

Most definitely not! Perverts aren't allowed membership at Swingers, Don tells me.

thaiga · « **Reply #107 on:** July 11, 2012, 10:58:12 AM »

I see the bike locks are exellent. Phyl said she sure to ring everyones bell.

sicho · « **Reply #108 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:16:58 PM »

Yes, notice how anyone wanting to ride a bike only has to pick her up.

thaiga · « **Reply #109 on:** July 12, 2012, 11:10:55 AM »

Phyls nickname is tandem. goes 2 up at times.

Tickets

thaiga · « **Reply #110 on:** July 15, 2012, 03:14:02 PM »

new pizza place in the old french restaurant

The michelin guide are back

Poor old quilter he doesnt seem to have much luck.He goes on to say............

I had a very bad experience with his "not fully" cooked pizza ... since after, I have stopped eating his pizza again.

sicho · « **Reply #111 on:** July 15, 2012, 09:55:28 PM »

Knocking the place before he's even been there. Can't help themselves, can they? There's no excuse for not fully cooking a pizza but if you are given one you hand it back. Simple.

I'm pleased that the couple who owned the French Restaurant have finally sold it and can go to France with that particular burden off their backs. I hope that Phil's treatment is successful and he's soon back in Thailand.

Baby Farts · « **Reply #112 on:** July 16, 2012, 12:27:48 AM »

That's because c**k suckers like Quilter and the other restaurant bashers on that forum think the restaurant / pub businesses in Korat revolves all around them. This is why any sane person would never open a restaurant in Korat that caters to farangs. Aside from the poor revenue generated from the cheap charlies, who would want a bunch of drunks in their place that spend very little money? If I had a restaurant, I'd cater to the middle class Thais. Farangs would be welcomed, but I sure as hell would never rely on them as my main source of revenue. All it takes is one of these restaurant critic experts like Quilter or Buadhai to ruin your business on Alfie's forum. Now if you catered to Thais you wouldn't have that problem because Thais don't read the farang forums.

Also, most Thais won't go in a place that's filled with a bunch of loud drunk farangs, unless of course they are free lancing their "personal" services which can clearly be seen at many of the local farang watering holes. I can't see any restaurant / pub that caters to farangs only making any serious money, unless of course they are delving into other activities like dealing drugs, prostitution and stuff like that.

sicho · « **Reply #113 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:39:28 AM »

Quote from: thaiga on July 15, 2012, 03:14:02 PM

new pizza place in the old french restaurant

The michelin guide are back

Poor old quilter he doesnt seem to have much luck.He goes on to say............

I had a very bad experience with his "not fully" cooked pizza ... since after, I have stopped eating his pizza again.

Quilter has struck out again! He's a leg man but the Indian takeaway cooks only breast.

sicho · « **Reply #114 on:** July 17, 2012, 09:54:03 AM »

Important Security Announcement

Don and Phyl have asked me to post this important statement.

Following a recent serious security breach and contravention of Club rules, a member's connection with Swingers has been permanently severed. He will no longer be permitted to enter the premises or use the members' bicycle racks.

The person in question was discovered watching members in the gents' toilets and taking a particular interest in their change of clothes. This is an intrusion into the privacy of members and a misuse of the Club's private areas.

We very much regret this incident and apologise to our members. Privacy is a prime concern at all times and we will do our best to offer the best protection to our members.

Thank you for your understanding.

Don and Phyl MacCracken

thaiga · « **Reply #115 on:** July 17, 2012, 11:36:13 AM »

breasts should suit him always making a tit of himself

thaiga · « **Reply #116 on:** July 17, 2012, 11:40:43 AM »

Its all on tape

sicho · « **Reply #117 on:** July 17, 2012, 04:41:10 PM »

Quote from: thaiga on July 12, 2012, 11:10:55 AM

Phyls nickname is tandem. goes 2 up at times.

Tickets

How did the event go, Thaiga? Who dunnit, where and with what?

thaiga · « **Reply #118 on:** July 17, 2012, 08:36:01 PM »

CURTAINS

Bit of a flop actually,Mr.jippo was on stage with phyl giving out the clues,then all of a sudden the curtains fell
down on him breaking his glasses,phyl shouted would you boys like to get it back up(meaning the curtains) thats when the fun started.Mr.jippo shortsighted lifting phyls dress thinking it was curtains.Then the 2 new
bar girls joined in who incidentally got tips from all the guys.
Re run next week. But a tough 1 no body no witneses.

sicho · « **Reply #119 on:** July 17, 2012, 10:03:50 PM »

Shoot, I missed that.

Did Mr. Jippo offer an evening with?

I hope that Phyl was not too embarrassed by the skirt lifting. She's very conservative, I hear.

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