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sicho

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Swingers' Club
« on: June 30, 2012, 03:15:08 PM »
Yes, it seems that Don and Phyl are still going strong at Swingers'.

By popular demand, Swingers is holding an Adult male Circumcision Evening for prominent members.

The event will take place in the Cocktail Lounge and Rabbi Mervin Todger will do the honours. He says that the process will be very informal and no-one needs to feel that he must stand to attention. Afterwards, Bloody Mary's and deep fried bacon rings will be served.

Phyll hopes that many of you will come.
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2012, 03:41:36 PM »
 I was just reading that in the local
                                   
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2012, 04:38:17 PM »
darn you Thaiga! Now everyone knows where I get my information.
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2012, 06:08:36 PM »
 They do have nuts on the bar i hear and the entertainment will be from the ever popular group
                  the  Roundheads n cavaliers   Backing group   addadictome
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2012, 06:59:08 PM »
Guest star The Oldest Swinger In Town.
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2012, 08:41:18 PM »


 
  Wonder why they ban skinheads :evilgrin
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sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2012, 10:24:40 PM »
I heard that one prominent club member is a gender change surgeon. He kept it secret until another surgeon told him that he was an ENT specialist. 'Snip snip,' he said, 'And Bob's you're uncle'.

'Oh', said the other one. 'I do sex changes. Snip, snip and Bob's your auntie.'
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2012, 12:03:10 AM »


  Thats what they should of done to bin laden have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change

   operation. Then return her to Afghanistan to live as a woman under the Taliban. :salute
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2012, 10:04:29 AM »
There have been complaints that the adult male evening recently announced is discriminatory. Don has said that he may put on a Muslim Ladies' Night as an apology.  :stab
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2012, 11:56:51 AM »
 
 I went to a muslim strip show once.   All the men were shouting at the fully clothed stripper
 
                                                          "Show us you face"

                                           Place was packed musta took a bomb.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2012, 06:06:28 PM »
A Who Dunnit Weekend At Swingers.

Don and Phyl wish proudly to announce the first mystery murder event at Swingers this coming weekend. Teams will be given clues and be able to interview witnesses and suspects in the S&M Room, videoing them for later detailed analysis. The imaginary scene will be a roadside near Korat where a non-existent victim is murdered with no weapons in front of no-one. Looks like a tough assignment for the amateur sleuths!

The winning team will have a night on the town with Phyl.

Several bicycle racks have been installed by the back entrance for members wishing to come that way.

Don and Phyl are looking forward to seeing many members, new and old.
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2012, 08:02:11 PM »

  WOW

           
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sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2012, 09:44:05 PM »
Do I recognise the one on the right?
 

Offline Baby Farts

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2012, 09:56:05 PM »
Question.  Will the red button behind the bush at the front door still be available for those who prefer the front entrance?  Also, we need to know exactly what the opening and closing times are for this event as it is imperative before any of us have to take a long grueling twenty minute bike ride in order to attend.  This leads us to another important question.  Will there be anyone there who can "pump" up bicycle tubes?  After a twenty minute ride, the "air" is bound to go down in the tube for some folks and we can't have that in Korat.  It would suggest the swinger's club lack of "loyalty" and "faithfulness" to all it's devout customers.
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2012, 10:14:53 PM »
Do I recognise the one on the right?
You wont do when she comes out
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sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #15 on: July 11, 2012, 07:59:21 AM »
You wont do when she comes out


 :lol
 

sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #16 on: July 11, 2012, 08:05:46 AM »
Question.  Will the red button behind the bush at the front door still be available for those who prefer the front entrance?  Also, we need to know exactly what the opening and closing times are for this event as it is imperative before any of us have to take a long grueling twenty minute bike ride in order to attend.  This leads us to another important question.  Will there be anyone there who can "pump" up bicycle tubes?  After a twenty minute ride, the "air" is bound to go down in the tube for some folks and we can't have that in Korat.  It would suggest the swinger's club lack of "loyalty" and "faithfulness" to all it's devout customers.

I understand that all entrances will be open to standing members. Swingers is open 24/7, has a bicycle jockey who hold a diploma in rubber re-inflation and serves coffee withing 10 seconds of it being ordered.

Any satisfied member has access to Phyl who is always pleased to accommodate all of their needs herself.
 

Offline Baby Farts

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #17 on: July 11, 2012, 08:42:27 AM »
Fair enough.  Will there be entrances open from those standing on the bar with their drawers dropped?  Word has it that a certain individual gets free drinks doing that.
 

sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #18 on: July 11, 2012, 09:01:21 AM »
Most definitely not! Perverts aren't allowed membership at Swingers, Don tells me.
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #19 on: July 11, 2012, 10:58:12 AM »


  I see the bike locks are exellent.  Phyl said she sure to ring everyones bell.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #20 on: July 11, 2012, 12:16:58 PM »
Yes, notice how anyone wanting to ride a bike only has to pick her up.
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #21 on: July 12, 2012, 11:10:55 AM »

 Phyls nickname is tandem. goes 2 up at times.

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Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2012, 09:54:03 AM »
Important Security Announcement

Don and Phyl have asked me to post this important statement.

Following a recent serious security breach and contravention of Club rules, a member's connection with Swingers has been permanently severed. He will no longer be permitted to enter the premises or use the members' bicycle racks.

The person in question was discovered watching members in the gents' toilets and taking a particular interest in their change of clothes. This is an intrusion into the privacy of members and a misuse of the Club's private areas.

We very much regret this incident and apologise to our members. Privacy is a prime concern at all times and we will do our best to offer the best protection to our members.

Thank you for your understanding.

Don and Phyl MacCracken
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #23 on: July 17, 2012, 11:40:43 AM »


  Its all on tape   
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #24 on: July 17, 2012, 04:41:10 PM »
Phyls nickname is tandem. goes 2 up at times.

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How did the event go, Thaiga? Who dunnit, where and with what?
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #25 on: July 17, 2012, 08:36:01 PM »
                                               CURTAINS

Bit of a flop actually,Mr.jippo was on stage with phyl giving out the clues,then all of a sudden the curtains fell
down on him breaking his glasses,phyl shouted would you boys like to get it back up(meaning the curtains) thats when the fun started.Mr.jippo shortsighted lifting phyls dress thinking it was curtains.Then the 2 new
bar girls joined in who incidentally got tips from all the guys.
 Re run next week.  But a tough 1 no body  no witneses.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #26 on: July 17, 2012, 10:03:50 PM »
Shoot, I missed that.

Did Mr. Jippo offer an evening with?

I hope that Phyl was not too embarrassed by the skirt lifting. She's very conservative, I hear.
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #27 on: July 17, 2012, 10:14:38 PM »



I hope that Phyl was not too embarrassed by the skirt lifting. She's very conservative, I hear.
Conservative,i think she s been in labour.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2012, 10:18:06 PM »
From each according to her ability, to each according to his needs.
 

sicho

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Re: Swingers' Club
« Reply #29 on: July 17, 2012, 10:39:13 PM »
Enjoy Beaver For Two Weeks

Don and Phyl have arranged Swingers' first ever Club Vacation. It's an all in deal for members with full accommodation at Belvoir Castle in Leicestershire, England. It's still spelt the French way but the locals always refer to it as 'Beaver'.

The trip includes flights, accommodation and inland transport. Spoil yourselves with free access to all Beaver has to offer for the full two weeks. See the amazing turrets and hidden dungeons. Explore every old nook and cranny for yourselves.

As a special treat for Swingers members, there will be an evening of reminiscence with the present Beaver keeper, Flight Sergeant Hippy Tache, a WWII fighter pilot. He will enthrall guests at the Castle with tales about all the Fokkers he had down in his younger days.

 

 



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