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Offline thaiga

Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #120 on: July 17, 2012, 10:14:38 PM »



I hope that Phyl was not too embarrassed by the skirt lifting. She's very conservative, I hear.
Conservative,i think she s been in labour.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

sicho

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Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #121 on: July 17, 2012, 10:18:06 PM »
From each according to her ability, to each according to his needs.
 

sicho

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Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #122 on: July 17, 2012, 10:39:13 PM »
Enjoy Beaver For Two Weeks

Don and Phyl have arranged Swingers' first ever Club Vacation. It's an all in deal for members with full accommodation at Belvoir Castle in Leicestershire, England. It's still spelt the French way but the locals always refer to it as 'Beaver'.

The trip includes flights, accommodation and inland transport. Spoil yourselves with free access to all Beaver has to offer for the full two weeks. See the amazing turrets and hidden dungeons. Explore every old nook and cranny for yourselves.

As a special treat for Swingers members, there will be an evening of reminiscence with the present Beaver keeper, Flight Sergeant Hippy Tache, a WWII fighter pilot. He will enthrall guests at the Castle with tales about all the Fokkers he had down in his younger days.

 

Offline Baby Farts

Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #123 on: July 18, 2012, 04:38:35 AM »
"Antiquarian John Leland wrote in the 16th century that the Belvoir "castle stands on the very nape of a high hill, steep up each way, partly by nature, partly by the working of men's hands"

A steep, high hill erected by nature and the working of Men's hands. 
 

sicho

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Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #124 on: July 26, 2012, 06:15:56 PM »
Refreshed from exploring Belvoir, Don and Phyl are putting on an alternative to the official Olympic games. The explained that, because of the limited space available at Swingers, most events will be on a small scale.

Don will lead the opening ceremony with a a stunning display in his Lancaster cockpit, situated in the back yard. Phyl will enthral members with her Dance of the Seven Bedsheets. The newly formed singing trio, the Beaver Sisters, will offer a number of favourite songs, including the Rugby Club version of Swing Low, complete with actions.

The first two events have already been announced:

1. Tossing the caber.

2. Bitch volleyball.

The Swingers' Olympics will be costly to promote and so Don has asked male members to leave a donation in the jug by the front door.
 

Offline thaiga

Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #125 on: July 26, 2012, 06:40:04 PM »


  Sounds ok lets hope lots of people come ;D
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

sicho

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Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #126 on: July 26, 2012, 06:53:36 PM »
It may be so well supported that two jugs are required!

Thaiga, do your computer graphics skills extend to designing a Swingers' Olympic rings logo?
 

sicho

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Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #127 on: July 26, 2012, 07:21:20 PM »
More events have been arranged:

Pole Vault

Dutch Ovens

Synchronised Women
 

Offline Baby Farts

Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #128 on: July 26, 2012, 07:47:55 PM »
Will these events be included as well?

-The cross country track event, "visa renewal border run." (An event that will occur every month).
-Fencing with kitchen Knives
-99 bottles of beer on the wall
-Condom-less target Shooting.
 

Offline takeitor

Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #129 on: July 26, 2012, 08:23:43 PM »
It may be so well supported that two jugs are required!

Thaiga, do your computer graphics skills extend to designing a Swingers' Olympic rings logo?


Hmm...not too much you can do with 5 rings... ;)  nevertheless, here's a first stab at it.



 

Offline thaiga

Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #130 on: July 26, 2012, 09:08:35 PM »
And another

                     
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

sicho

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Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #131 on: July 26, 2012, 09:49:18 PM »
There's a competition in that. Complete this sentence:

I had a beer with Five Ring .......

I like the first suggested logo. What's that flag in the second? Is it from the chain store 'Guns R Us'?
 

sicho

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Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #132 on: July 26, 2012, 09:57:07 PM »
More events scheduled:

Three legged race

Sac race

Boules

Poker
 

Offline takeitor

Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #133 on: July 26, 2012, 09:59:28 PM »
would that be STUD or HOLD 'EM?
 

Offline thaiga

Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #134 on: July 26, 2012, 10:04:30 PM »



I like the first suggested logo. What's that flag in the second? Is it from the chain store 'Guns R Us'?
No its one yank and there off
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

Offline Baby Farts

Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #135 on: July 27, 2012, 01:10:29 AM »
How about the "Muff Diving" competition.  Will this event be included too? 
 

sicho

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Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #136 on: July 27, 2012, 08:06:28 AM »
How about the "Muff Diving" competition.  Will this event be included too?

Good idea but, unfortunately, Muff Bay is in the Republic of Ireland and so cannot take part.

 

Offline Baby Farts

Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #137 on: July 27, 2012, 10:28:06 AM »
Dam.n!  What about the ring toss competition?  Word has it that a certain lad from a country just North of the States will be defending his Olympic title.

 

sicho

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Re: The French Restaurant - Korat
« Reply #138 on: August 03, 2013, 09:41:50 PM »
Don and Phyl have announced the Swingers' second annual members' vacation.

The destination is in England again, this time in the beautiful Lake District town where William and Dorothy Wordsworth were born - Cockermouth. An all in package will be offered with a discount for any traveller willing to fly by Dreamliner. As last year, everything will be included in the package price, including a munch as much as you like final evening at the Bitter End.

As a result of a small problem that occurred last year, travellers will be asked to provide a blood test report at the time of booking.

New members will, subject to availability, be eligible to join the group so join now if you're not yet a member.

 

 



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