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Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« on: May 21, 2013, 12:34:26 PM »
Been there and what a disappointment.  I won't say the name other than it use to be a famous Irish pub.

I walked in and no one was there.  Finally two girls popped up from behind the bar (probably playing on facebook).  I asked for a menu and the food items looked incredible.  Here's how the conversation went:

Looks good! I'll have this and this. (pointing at the pictures on the menu)
 
"Sorry No have."
 
Okay, how about this? 

"No have." 

What do you have?

 "We have some Thai food."

What?  I thought this was a Japanese restaurant.

 "Hee Hee Hee ho ho ho ho."

Fine.  Can a I get a bottle of Sake to go then? (Sake is the best wine for cooking.)

 "Sorry, no have." 

What?  What about all these numerous bottles of Sake you have all over the place??? 

"No have.  They all empty." 

So Why the hell do you even display them if there's nothing in them?

 "Hee Hee Hee ho ho ho."

(At this point I was getting really frustrated so I thought I'd throw her a curve ball)

Can I get a hand job then?

"Huh? Sorry we have no change."

She actually thought I was asking for change.  I laughed so hard I almost tripped on the way out the door.


 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2013, 04:05:23 PM »
Ever thought of becoming a restaurant critic?

Probably, when she said 'no change' she meant you were just the same as all the other farangs.

We have a saying, as I'm sure you know, 'the way to a mans heart is through his stomach'.

I am told the Thai version is ' The way to a mans heart is through his p??????' -I'll leave you to fill in the blanks
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2013, 05:19:24 PM »
You are correct, negrita.  And the way to a Thai woman's heart is through your wallet.  Don't forget that one.  ;D
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2013, 07:17:13 PM »
Cynics......
All of you.
LOL
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2013, 08:49:24 PM »
Well thanks roger ;)

A person who believes all people are motivated by selfishness.
A person whose outlook is scornfully and often habitually negative.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2013, 09:11:52 PM »
This seems rather appropriate considering the location:

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_89592/the-dubliners/tpx_4946347
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2013, 08:51:05 AM »
Morning Thaiga. I should of course have said BOTH, (BF and Negrita), not ALL.
And the second line of your definition is what I had in mind.
This Restaurant sounds dire.
ATB
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2013, 10:29:44 AM »
Hi Baby (yes i remember that Roger told me you were six foot two!)

You will find after some time that I can be 'slippery' with words.

P?????  was deliberately vague; - of course I meant POCKETS  :evilgrin

 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2013, 11:01:43 AM »
Roger

Me cynical? !!!!!!!!

How can you say that Roger?

After all the times we have met.  :drink

I am only in search of the truth - just like your friend Rumpole!!!!!  ;)

 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2013, 11:35:59 AM »
Rumpole of the bailey

Rumpole of the Bailey
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2013, 11:40:18 AM »
Cynics......
All of you.
LOL

We have to be, Roger.  It's called survival  ;D
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2013, 11:41:40 AM »
Hi Baby (yes i remember that Roger told me you were six foot two!)

You will find after some time that I can be 'slippery' with words.

P?????  was deliberately vague; - of course I meant POCKETS  :evilgrin

Well, I used to be six foot three until I shaved my head. LOL  ;D 
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2013, 12:34:46 PM »
Judicial eh. Nice one Thaiga
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2013, 12:48:34 PM »
Baby Farts - probably you had to shave your head as a penance for making lewd suggestions to that nice waitress. see below: :lol

However, the shaving of heads -- either voluntarily as a form of apology or as a punishment by the outside society -- has a long and notorious history in many parts of the world, particularly in South Asia.

Only weeks ago, an Indian blogger named Jeshen Josh reported on a young man in a remote village who was beaten by a mob for attempting to steal a lady’s handbag. After forcing the culprit to apologize, the vigilantes shaved half of his head and half of his mustache and made him run around the streets wearing only his underwear.

In Kuwait, the Arab Times reported, police shaved the heads of nine men to embarrass and humiliate them after they apparently harassed local women at the shopping mall. The suspects subsequently were forced to sign a pledge that they would behave themselves in public.
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2013, 12:57:24 PM »


 Surely roger must be 6" 2" in his high heels  ;)

                                                                          
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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2013, 01:16:58 PM »
Hey Thaiga.

You must be mistaken - that can't be Roger he's blond and he wouldn't be seen dead in that shade of lipstick!!! :uhm
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Roger - no offence just  :lol
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2013, 03:27:33 PM »
Well it's a long time since I was called blond and that was very polite. UUUmmmm 'silver' or 'white' or 'bald' even LOL.
And Thaiga, I think I'd need Elton John's high heels to get anywhere near 6'2".
Not good to be seen dead in lipstick I agree, but ok day to day. (Joking Guys).
Nice day y'all
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2013, 03:51:58 PM »
there you go :cheers

                           

                                                               Love this classic from Elton


Elton John ~ Crocodile Rock
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2013, 04:21:33 PM »
Baby Farts - probably you had to shave your head as a penance for making lewd suggestions to that nice waitress. see below: :lol

However, the shaving of heads -- either voluntarily as a form of apology or as a punishment by the outside society -- has a long and notorious history in many parts of the world, particularly in South Asia.

Only weeks ago, an Indian blogger named Jeshen Josh reported on a young man in a remote village who was beaten by a mob for attempting to steal a lady’s handbag. After forcing the culprit to apologize, the vigilantes shaved half of his head and half of his mustache and made him run around the streets wearing only his underwear.

In Kuwait, the Arab Times reported, police shaved the heads of nine men to embarrass and humiliate them after they apparently harassed local women at the shopping mall. The suspects subsequently were forced to sign a pledge that they would behave themselves in public.

I actually shaved it because I got tired of the comb-over look and trying to hide the hair loss.  You know, even if I still had a full head of hair, I'd shave it all.  It's so nice not having to spend time with haircuts, hairsprays, gels, etc.  Shower and go.  Not to mention it's so much cooler now. It all depends whether you have a nicely shaped head or not.  Some people look good shaved, some don't. I guess you could say I look like a six foot two penis with ears now.  :lol
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2013, 04:22:58 PM »
Well it's a long time since I was called blond and that was very polite. UUUmmmm 'silver' or 'white' or 'bald' even LOL.
And Thaiga, I think I'd need Elton John's high heels to get anywhere near 6'2".
Not good to be seen dead in lipstick I agree, but ok day to day. (Joking Guys).
Nice day y'all

I think instead of silver they say "platinum" now. ;D
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2013, 05:39:25 PM »
OK Thaiga - I can make 6'2" with THOSE shoes I reckon. Just about !
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2013, 07:37:51 PM »
I actually shaved it because I got tired of the comb-over look and trying to hide the hair loss.  You know, even if I still had a full head of hair, I'd shave it all.  It's so nice not having to spend time with haircuts, hairsprays, gels, etc.  Shower and go.  Not to mention it's so much cooler now. It all depends whether you have a nicely shaped head or not.  Some people look good shaved, some don't. I guess you could say I look like a six foot two penis with ears now.  :lol

Try the pubes now. That's really cool.
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2013, 11:42:07 PM »

pics please ;D
the earliest light of day
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2013, 06:33:45 AM »
Try the pubes now. That's really cool.

I did try that once and boy did it itch after a few days!
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2013, 08:45:44 AM »
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'prick up your ears'

Personally I think you(Baby Farts) should review a few more restaurants. This 'review' has certainly provided a lot of entertainment.
 

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Re: Crappy Japanese Restaurant
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2013, 09:27:19 AM »
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'prick up your ears'

Personally I think you(Baby Farts) should review a few more restaurants. This 'review' has certainly provided a lot of entertainment.

Heh heh.  Oh I have many to share, maybe too many.   ;D
 

 



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