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george

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Will this get better?
« on: July 11, 2009, 01:35:10 AM »
A while ago I offered to help this forum for 30 percent of the income, we all know any income is a long way away, it seems Mr Fart aint interested, so I thought to myself why don't I just start a Korat forum, so it looks like that is what I will do.
 

Mitraparp Monkey

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Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2009, 08:29:26 AM »
Great idea! But why only one? We only got five already. There's easily space for at least two more. You could do something completely new like asking for a college degree before permission to post or an intelligence test with a maximum score of 180. So there couldn't be any conflicts between the dumb and the ultra-smart. For the ones exceeding the maximum score - which I'm sure many farangs in Korat will claim - you can set up an extra forum with very high class and expensive advertisement. You'll get best prices for ads reaching the self-proclaimed intellectual elite who'll be examining every ad very carefully with the utmost interest. Topics like "What do you think of our ads?" will make them use their brains on the ads and leave deep impressions of those businesses in their minds, even if they might post "I would never go and buy there!" By complaining about the ads they would multiply their effects. The local business farangs who are the most generous when it comes to pay for advertising will make you rich in no time. ;D
 

Offline Fartie

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Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2009, 08:57:45 AM »
What a great idea, monkey! And he could call the IQ 180+ forum...koratsmart.me.

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Just imagine what business any domain registrar could do with the smart from korat. koratsmart.be could be an educational site for dumb farangs in Korat, koratsmart.in could be the site for hip farangs in Korat, koratsmart.it could be one for the wonderkids, please don't forget the kids! koratsmart.sh he could either develop as a lullaby site for farangs in Korat or for the females to gossip. koratsmart.jobs for the unemployed farangs in Korat with pay per click. koratsmart.at seems suitable for a hot discussion site for farangs in Korat. Lots of possibilities already there. But what might be needed most could be koratsmart.sex. Gotta convince ICANN to set up a new top level domain for that. Right, that's the best business idea at all: running a new TLD .sex! You can sell the blue pills over that besides all the pics to show.  ;D
Quidquid agis, prudenter agas et respice finem!
 

Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2009, 02:55:46 PM »
Fartie, I was actually trying to register koratsmart.co.cc when old Sigmund F. must've guided my fingers another way. But now I think that typo was fine. How did you know about that? ;)
Fun is the one thing that money can't buy
 

Georgia Brown

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Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2009, 01:41:43 AM »
A while ago I offered to help this forum for 30 percent of the income, we all know any income is a long way away, it seems Mr Fart aint interested, so I thought to myself why don't I just start a Korat forum, so it looks like that is what I will do.

Why didn't you just set one up in the first place instead of potentially waiting for years just to get a few hundred dollars from this forum?

And why are you so interested in a forum in Korat? With so many diaper wearing, erectile dysfunctional stubborn old gits with prostate problems in Korat, there must be better business opportunities for you elsewhere. Unless, of course, you intend to open a new pharmacy in Korat or target your new forum with pharmaceutical ads.
 

Lung Jim

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Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2009, 11:13:03 AM »
Guess it just served to paint the image "George".  ;)
 

george

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Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2009, 12:30:54 AM »
Georgia you bring up some good points, the main one being that koratfart is actually in Korat or thereabouts and can add content to the forum, which is something he isn't doing at this time, I personally would rather have links from my forum that i actually had a little bit of input to and also some of the dosh, ok the dosh is a few years away and aint a motive at the moment, BIG PICTURE small picture.
 

george

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Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2009, 12:38:56 AM »
the options are either I do it myself whilst I still have a load of other shite to work on, or I get people like koratfart to work on it with my imput, 30 percent in years to come aint a lot to ask for when no korat forum makes any money anyway, so at this rtime I am asking for nothing, and i stipulated where the first loads of dosh went and that weren't to me.
 

george

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Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2009, 12:44:15 AM »
So you gonna go for it korat fart? Fok I don't even want admin or mods rights, I will just send you the text needed for the forums.
 

george

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How shite can it get
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2009, 01:21:40 AM »
Users active in past 1440 minutes:

1400+ minutes is like a real long time, why the fok has it been reverted back to this?
 

Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2009, 08:23:23 AM »
Oh, I see you answered yourself already!  ;)
Fun is the one thing that money can't buy
 

Mitraparp Monkey

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Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2009, 09:15:25 AM »
Oh, I see you answered yourself already!  ;)


I agree, good boards don't need to get hyped by a single reader's (or admin's) accesses via proxies:

note the new record for visitors today, I brought some friends along.


I heard buriramexpats.com is looking for a helping hand. Maybe that's something for george. Unless they were also just diaper wearing, erectile dysfunctional stubborn old gits with prostate problems.

 

airbag

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Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2009, 07:08:42 PM »
Georgia you bring up some good points, the main one being that koratfart is actually in Korat or thereabouts and can add content to the forum, which is something he isn't doing at this time, I personally would rather have links from my forum that i actually had a little bit of input to and also some of the dosh, ok the dosh is a few years away and aint a motive at the moment, BIG PICTURE small picture.

Why don't you hire somebody to post in your new forum you plan to open. Lots of guys around who'd like to get a penny for the stuff they think others were interested in reading. Since you are planning to make money why not invest some first?  ;)
 

richard

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Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2009, 08:58:20 PM »
hi admin!
I've run an forum before though not on Thailand. My advice: give it a year or two before you decide whether you want to make money with this forum. Maybe you're happier with the friends you make. Especially I wouldn't allow anybody to push me on my own forum - because he wants to use it. And the way I see he doesn't want to use it for financial benefits only, maybe not even legal purposes.

good luck!

richy
 

Merlin

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Re: Will this get better?
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2009, 02:25:22 PM »
Hi admin,
I see that you allow "guests" to post, while this is not the usual practice of other boards. No doubt, as a new board, you are keen to attract posters and content as well as promoting debate. Over time though, you may wish to rethink this strategy for commercial purposes. If you intend to attract advertising revenue in the future, the bigger the "membership" base you have, I would think the better chance of attracting advertisers and sponsors........just some friendly feedback.
 

 



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