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thaiga

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

Baby Farts

Rules of engagement here are so relaxed.  These police should carry pepper spray or mace. Get the big fogger can.  That will put the crowd under control real fast.  Wildfire pepper spray 18%. 

thaiga

Don't try this at home

The fastest way to eat corn gone terribly wrong. The latest clip going round at the moment on social media is the fastest way to eat corn,in the clip, from Vinnie Mac the guy uses a power drill, a bit messy i must admit.

How To Eat Corn In 10 Seconds (ORIGINAL)
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

thaiga

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

thaiga

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

thaiga

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.


thaiga

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.


thaiga

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.


thaiga

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

thaiga

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.


thaiga

A clip of a Monster monitor lizard trying to get into a nonthaburi home has been hitting the rounds this week

The belief is that they bring fortune to anyone who sees them

Monster Lizard Tries to Get in House
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

thaiga

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

Taman Tun

Looks lie a typical Saturday night in any A&E in the UK.
If the old only could, if the young only knew.



captcraig2

Seems it's been sometime since this thread has been updated so I will give my recent experience. I am fairly new to Korat and set off last Saturday night to see what was on offer...Here are MY results.

1st stop was the highly suggested Ginza entertainment center. Place looks the same as it did on my last trip 5 years ago. A handful (maybe 20) of ladies, most were attractive however they ALL seemed more interested in their mobile phones than anything. Not one even made an attempt to at least make eye contact. The wait staff never said a thing aside from ordering a 135 baht bottle of beer and an extra 40 baht for the ice. I sat there for over an hour and finally found myself being bored silly so I check binned and headed out the door. I did over hear that the prices were between 1900 and 2300 baht for the company.

2nd stop was a few blocks up the street (never noticed any name). Again a handful of ladies nothing that struck my fancy so once again I was on my way.

3rd stop was the massage joint around the corner from George & Dragon (forgot the name) about 15 ladies, a few were ok but again nothing special. Beer was 90 baht and the waiter did mention prices started at 1500 baht and went up to 2000. Once again same problem as Ginza, ladies were either more interested in their phones or watching the television set. Again I headed for greener pastures.

4th stop Osaka massage up the road from Check Inn. This place has seen better days to say the least, About 15 ladies all of which were either very unattractive, very overweight or way too old for my liking. This time I decided to just drink a Coke, 30 baht (cheap enough) Once my Coke arrived all the ladies except two got up and walked off to tables that were out of view (probably just as well).

5th and final stop was the bar in the basement of the Mall, this used to be a great place to hang out and drink beer but tonight was anything but interesting. I sat there for about two hours drinking a beer...No music, no ladies except for one waitress who was to say the least not very friendly. The bar a total of three customers including myself.

To wind up the night I ended up heading home wondering what has happened to Korat? Is this now the norm?

On previous trips I did venture into a few coyotee bars this time I couldn't locate any....Seems the ones I visited in the past are now gone.

Can anybody offer advice on where the hot spots are....If there are any!

Baby Farts

Head over to 2 Peace.  Some of the girls go......just make sure they are of age because in the past, they have had some under age girls working there.  Talk to the manager or one of the floor pimps and they can steer you to the type of girl you want.  Some years ago, a friend of mine wanted a three-some.  Adjacent to 2 peace is a small Karaoke bar (if you could call it that).  Basically, the girls from 2 peace will offer their services via the Karaoke bar.  The mamasan would line up the girls and let you pick.  Unfortunately, for my friend, he was too drunk and ended up puking on his fantasy three-some. lol.  He wanted a refund on his money the next day because he firmly stated that he didn't get laid. True story. 

The places you mentioned are "has beens."  You need to remember that Korat is not known for its red light district which basically is non existent here. My thinking is that the entire country is actually a red light district.  Even the hotel clerk is willing to go if the price is right. There are some filthy, hot waitresses at a hotel near the proximity of the check inn....and I mean filthy in a good way.  They are not perfect 10's, but in the dark when you're on the piss, does it really matter?  Just get the hell out before the sun rises and you're good to go. Seriously...they are pretty cute and fun.  No uglies.

IMO these are the best ones to go for.  Why?....because they don't whore for a living day in and day out having xxx number of Thai men sticking their small peckers in them on a daily basis one after the other hour after hour.  The motivation and excitement isn't there for whores, but it sure as hell is for these other girls!....you get one of these girls who works a menial job, deprived of sex and probably abandoned by her dead beat Thai husband, and you got Krakatoa going on here.

If you want a young hottie, ask for a "Sai Lai." These are typically college girls who are not full time whores, but will sell the nookie when they are short on cash or in need of cash.  My night life took a serious hit after I got married, so I can't really advise you of the best options.

*Jesus.  65,000 views on this thread?

ben

just go to one of the hospitals in town,
ask for a medical check up, have your teeth cleaned,....whatever.
I guarantee you that you will have a night out with one of the nurses or medical staff,.... ;)
As BF mentioned, better than "the professionals" from the places you visited.

Baby Farts

Quote from: ben on June 28, 2016, 01:59:12 PM
just go to one of the hospitals in town,
ask for a medical check up, have your teeth cleaned,....whatever.
I guarantee you that you will have a night out with one of the nurses or medical staff,.... ;)
As BF mentioned, better than "the professionals" from the places you visited.

Thank you, Ben.  The "professionals" are more interested in the, "hurry up get it over with quick thing."  Never was my cup of tea.  One of the advantages you have too Mr Captain, is that you're a "Farang."  That means they'll tell you that they want to practice English with you or LEARN English with you.  That's the perfect excuse to take them out. Later in the evening when you start pounding away, you can practice English with them..."Oh Sht I can FEENEE" <---Finish....Stuff like that.  It will add a whole new dimension to the experience. 


Ben is spot on. 

thaiga

Quote from: ben on June 28, 2016, 01:59:12 PM
just go to one of the hospitals in town,
ask for a medical check up, have your teeth cleaned,....whatever.
I guarantee you that you will have a night out with one of the nurses or medical staff,.... ;)
As BF mentioned, better than "the professionals" from the places you visited.
That is good advice ben, no false screams either.
(have your teeth cleaned)  but what about the guys with false teeth :evilgrin       

                                                  :cheers

                   

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

sowhat

Quote from: ben on June 28, 2016, 01:59:12 PM
just go to one of the hospitals in town,
ask for a medical check up, have your teeth cleaned,....whatever.
I guarantee you that you will have a night out with one of the nurses or medical staff,.... ;)
As BF mentioned, better than "the professionals" from the places you visited.
you have to leave them with the tip  :lol

Baby Farts

What about the women with no teeth?  Ok...I won't go there. lol

thaiga

Quote from: Baby Farts on June 28, 2016, 11:23:13 PM
What about the women with no teeth?  Ok...I won't go there. lol
are they false  ;D
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

Baby Farts

That looks like a "Shim" or a "Herm." (She + him or Her + Him.)  I like to refer to them as "Trans-testicles."

thaiga

ordination goes wrong - thrown off the back of a souped up pick up truck as the driver burns rubber - and the music keeps playing

                                                                  Warning! Graphic content

กระบะซิ่ง นาà¸,,ซวย!!! ตกรถ

story in th. manager.co.th
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

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