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Offline Baby Farts

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YOU NEED TO WAIT!!!
« on: August 27, 2016, 11:44:55 AM »
Okay.....So this morning, I'm running late.  My son has his math class and my daughter has her ballet and piano lessons. I'm waiting in the car when the phone rings.  It's the wife.  "Honey. I have to take a sht. You have to wait." WTF?  Talk about taking the romance out of a marriage.  Well, I asked her, how long will it be? "Twenty minutes."  WTF.  Twenty minutes to take a sht?  How is that? There seems to be some kind of spiritual thing that goes on when a Thai woman takes a dump which requires prayers or something.  I don't know.  She locks the door and I'm not allowed to watch her...as if I want to watch her.  All that smelly Thai food coming out her ass doesn't excite me. I just want to close the door so I don't have to smell that retched sht. Jesus.

I think she needs more fiber in her diet.



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Re: YOU NEED TO WAIT!!!
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2016, 12:37:40 PM »
Thanks for sharing that with us b/f   :lol :lol :lol

Must be part of thai life,i get the rundown most mornings, Like > "it not come yet, i go sit and wait" If we're going into town, just as i start the car, wait i think i want put! put!
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2016, 05:21:36 PM »
Hey! what happened to the Swingers club
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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2016, 11:49:02 PM »
The other thing I don't understand is the frog squat on the toilet. I have all the proper full size, modern toilets, but they still insist on jumping on the shtter and squat on the toilet seat.  I don't get it. Anyone home? Hence, toilet SEAT.  You sit on it.

Maybe they're afraid a snake will emerge and bite them in the ass.

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Re: YOU NEED TO WAIT!!!
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2016, 02:17:16 PM »
excuse me
the earliest light of day

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« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2016, 04:02:23 PM »
Going to Bangkok. lol

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Re: YOU NEED TO WAIT!!!
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2016, 01:48:26 PM »
not mush room 
ignorance does not help your post one bit but it probably says an awful lot about you.

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Re: YOU NEED TO WAIT!!!
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2016, 02:01:07 PM »
If you can't wait  :-[

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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2016, 12:14:56 PM »
peeping under doors can give you a nasty back problem  :evilgrin
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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2016, 02:46:17 PM »
Yep.  Japanese also love their toilet cams.

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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2016, 06:33:08 PM »
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

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« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2016, 05:35:31 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I've seen this before!  Hilarious!  The Japanese certainly have a unique sense of humor!  Thanks for sharing, thaiga!

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« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2016, 07:26:17 PM »
Ha! Ha! the little shight   :lol :lol :lol  The phone holder with matching slippers - very hygenic i'm sure

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