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Offline thaiga

Now wash your hands
« on: February 10, 2018, 02:38:18 PM »
I think t/t was hinting for more info on the squat toilet.  Yes we make jokes out of it but really it's quite serious  :-[ especially if your caught short.

Not easy to use for us westerners using the squat toilet, if your an elderly guy/lady, maybe on the portly side, our knees don't bend the same as thais, as were never in that position for long. The smaller the toilet room the easier it might be, as you can balance yourself using the walls. So now you have managed to get down there and empty your bowels, arh! what a relief.

next step to clean yourself up, right, got the water container in one hand but i need to use the other hand to clean, phew! what a to do,  now how do i get up, Nooo there is no one to help you, now if you take some rope next time you could hook it up on something and pull yourself up. Finally managed to get up, looking down on my trousers oh! no they are soaking wet as they have been touching the water on the toilet floor.

TIP: take off your trousers first, hang them up, be careful your money don't fall out, Oh! bye the way don't forget your trousers before you leave, you don't want to get locked up for a friendly weapon do you.

Learn how to use the squat toilet and get a good technique going and you'll feel much more comfortable when your out and about. ok so you might not be able to talk thai or even eat like Thai but at least you can crap like one, Ha! Ha! now there's one thing to bring up in conversation with your mates, hey! guess what guys, i can crap like a thai ::)

good idea to always carry toilet tissue with you anyway. So it's trousers off, get a foot each side of the crapper, knees pointing up, bum well down, wrap you arms around your knees might keep you more stable, when cleaning hold the container in your right hand behind you and pour some on your whatever, leaving the other hand to clean yourself. drying yourself, using the drip dry method, maybe a little shake might help ;D

Now don't forget as tamun tum posted  NOW WASH YOUR HANDS

Happy crapping  :fart
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Online Taman Tun

Re: Now wash your hands
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2018, 02:51:03 PM »
Thaiga, This all sounds very complicated.  We demand that you produce a demo video.
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Offline thaiga

Re: Now wash your hands
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2018, 03:13:11 PM »
not just us farangs with problems

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Offline nan

Re: Now wash your hands
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2018, 08:52:09 PM »
the conversation on this forum is going down the pan ::)
ignorance does not help your post one bit but it probably says an awful lot about you.
 

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Offline thaiga

Re: Now wash your hands
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2018, 02:18:08 PM »
there finally catching up with Thailand, what with the four mini buses in the uk, now bidet making a comeback, whatever next, the pound might even follow suit, if your gonna start using the bum gun ladies, not too close mind the flaps ;D

Why I stopped using Toilet paper + live demo
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Online Baby Farts

Re: Now wash your hands
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2018, 04:47:35 PM »
She's playing with her bean.  Touch your anus?  Then you get sht on your hands.  You don't need to get your hand down there unless your plan is to play with it....and no it's not necessarily hygienic if you're using sht tap water here in Thailand.  You can end up blasting water borne bacteria right up your poop shoot or Foo-Foo-Lani.
 

Offline nan

Re: Now wash your hands
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2018, 06:16:35 PM »
to much info mr.farts,i find your post disgusting,not everyone has dirty tap water,some people have their water from underground streams,using a pump.
so you use paper do you :fart
ignorance does not help your post one bit but it probably says an awful lot about you.
 

Offline Johnnie F.

Re: Now wash your hands
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2018, 09:38:09 PM »
Stonewall Jackson_Washed My Hands In Muddy Water
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Offline thaiga

Re: Now wash your hands
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2018, 02:53:05 PM »
even using well water with a pump, you'll get problems, the taps corrode very quickly and if your wogalo (filter on end of incoming pipe) is not set properly
you will draw up sand. so lets have some of Creedence Clearwater Revival

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Offline dawn

Re: Now wash your hands
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2018, 04:57:50 PM »
great movement for drip dry

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Online Baby Farts

Re: Now wash your hands
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2018, 09:35:59 PM »
there finally catching up with Thailand, what with the four mini buses in the uk, now bidet making a comeback, whatever next, the pound might even follow suit, if your gonna start using the bum gun ladies, not too close mind the flaps ;D

Why I stopped using Toilet paper + live demo


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