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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #90 on: April 18, 2012, 10:25:03 PM »
From: HM Revenue & Customs (HMRC) [mailto:no_reply@businesslink.gov.uk]
Sent: Wednesday, April 18, 2012 5:26 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: [Norton AntiSpam]Automated Tax Refund Message

 
Unclaimed Tax Refund Message
 
You have received this message because you are yet to claim your tax refund of 251.80 GBP.
This is the last notice we will be sending to you regarding this issue.
 
Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 5-7 days in order to process it.
You are required to Submit the tax refund request using the tax refund reference below
and follow the on screen step in order to have us process your request.

Proceed To Refund

Note : You will need to provide a valid bank account in which the funds will be Remitted. A refund can be
delayed for the Following reasons, submitting invalid records or applying after deadline.
For Security reason we will record (IP Address, Time and Date) Delibrate wrong input will be criminally persued.

Best Regards,
HM Revenue & Customs

Is there anybody who actually paid taxes that could be refunded that way?
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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #91 on: April 19, 2012, 06:07:27 AM »
Delibrate wrong input will be criminally persued.

These guys are certainly proficient in English.  But they are just everyday honest fraudsters unlike the genuine HMRC who unashamedly steal and plunder from everyone.
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out. Churchill
 

Offline thaiga

Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #92 on: April 19, 2012, 11:34:26 AM »
Well spotted. Could that be the nigerian way to spell illiterate i mean deliberate. :evilgrin

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

Offline Johnnie F.

Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #93 on: April 20, 2012, 05:27:08 PM »
From: itochu companyplc [mailto:itochucompanyplc@gmail.com]
Sent: Friday, April 20, 2012 1:54 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: REPRESENTATIVE


Mr.Eizo Kobayishi
ITOCHU CORPORATION LTD.
5-1, Kita-Aoyama 2-chome
Minato-ku, Tokyo 107-8077,
Japan.

Good day
USA/CANADA Assistant on Financial Matters.

This mail is serving as an invitation to treat with the above named company. Our company was established in 1970. Over the years we have accumulated invaluable experience in our business and we are proud to claim we are second to none.Our company exports cement, sugar and textile
materials for world trade.


Due to the increase in demand of our products in North and South America continent and Europe we have decided to move our products fully into the continent of America & Europe. By so doing,we are searching for reliable persons/companies who can act as a RECEIVING PAYMENTS AGENT who will act as medium of reach between our customers and us in their area of locality.


Note that, if finally approved as our representative, you are entitled 10% of whatever amount you receive from customers who are making payments for outstanding invoices and making payment to purchase new product on behalf of the company. Our account officer in Japan will convey to you the medium which you will use to remit any funds received on our behalf.

If you are interested in being a REPRESENTATIVE AGENT in the above location and your locality, please fill out this form below: ITOCHU CORPORATION Ltd.
Receiving Payment Account

Form:
Your full Name:_________________
Age: 25-65+:_________________
Relevant Experience:______________
Your Company Name:________________
Country:_________________
Residential Address:___________________
TelePhone#:_____________________
Mobile:_______________________
Fax #:_______________________
Marital Statue:________________________
Sex:_________________
Occupation:_____________________
Email:__________________________

Do you have an exclusive relationship with another Japanes based company?YES /NO. Please also let us know the best time to reach you on phone especially as we have a difference in time Zone. Thank you for your time.


Please send the above details to our Personnel Manager via The below
details:
Name: Mr.Eizo Kobayishi
RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED,
PRESIDENT-ITOCHU CORPORATION LTD.
Email..itochucompanylmt@yahoo.com
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #94 on: April 20, 2012, 05:31:34 PM »
From the website of itochu.co.jp:

Caution! Beware of Fake, Phishing and Spoof EMails

We have recently become aware that somebody is sending fake, phishing and spoof emails (from an email address containing the word “itochu”) in the name of ITOCHU Corporation. We have nothing to do with such emails.

The emails ask recipients to reply to the sender, but doing so could put you at the following risks and more:

Being victim to fraud
Someone stealing your personal or otherwise important information
Your computer being exposed to virus

DO NOT RESPOND TO SUCH EMAIL, BUT DELETE IT FROM YOUR COMPUTER.

If you suspect that you have received a fake email, please forward it to us at the email address below.

webmaster@itochu.co.jp

That's what I did!
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #95 on: April 22, 2012, 10:09:18 PM »
From: FROM WORLD BANK AUDITORS [mailto:michelwong@gmail.com]
Sent: Sunday, April 22, 2012 7:23 PM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: Your fund has been approved!!

FROM WORLD BANK AUDITORS
ZURICH.SWITZERLAND
ASIA PAYMENT OFFICE
BEIJING-CHINA


Attention:Beneficiary


Your Payment File was given to this office in respect of your total long over-due amount for which we have approved $3.5million us dollars (Three Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars.)

You have Failed to claim because of either non-compliance with official processes or apparent ineptitude by the payment officers who have been handling the payment.

We wish to bring to you the solution to this problem. Right now we have arranged your payment through the BANK OF CHINA where this amount has been deposited in your name.However,while the bank has tried to contact you without success a person in the name of Morris Green an American citizen sent a message and called the bank claiming that he has your mandate to claim the funds.Do you know this person and did you authorise him to claim the funds on your behalf?

It is very important that you contact us immediately as Bank of china will have no option than to release the funds to Morris Green if they do not hear from you in the next 72 hours.


In your response you must send the following information as listed below.
1. Full name
2. Phone and Fax number
3. Address
4.Your age and current occupation
5. Attach copy of your identification
Also for your information, you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s) to avoid any hitches in receiving your payment.

Note that because of impostors we hereby issue you our Code of Conduct, which is (WBA-103),so you have to indicate this code when contacting me by using it as your subject.

Waiting for your expedite response

Yours in Service,
 MICHEAL WONG
WORLD BANK AUDITORS
BEJING-CHINA
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Offline Johnnie F.

Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #96 on: April 23, 2012, 10:27:22 AM »
From the website of itochu.co.jp:

Caution! Beware of Fake, Phishing and Spoof EMails

We have recently become aware that somebody is sending fake, phishing and spoof emails (from an email address containing the word “itochu”) in the name of ITOCHU Corporation. We have nothing to do with such emails.

The emails ask recipients to reply to the sender, but doing so could put you at the following risks and more:

Being victim to fraud
Someone stealing your personal or otherwise important information
Your computer being exposed to virus

DO NOT RESPOND TO SUCH EMAIL, BUT DELETE IT FROM YOUR COMPUTER.

If you suspect that you have received a fake email, please forward it to us at the email address below.

webmaster@itochu.co.jp

That's what I did!

And they even answered:

Quote
From: webmaster [mailto:webmaster@itochu.co.jp]
Sent: Monday, April 23, 2012 8:44 AM
To: 'jf'
Subject: RE: REPRESENTATIVE

 
Dear Sir,
 
Thank you for notifying us that you have received an e-mail from us.
The e-mail you have received was sent under false pretense.
Therefore, please delete it and do not reply to it.
 
Thank you,
Very truly yours,
ITOCHU Corporation 
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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #97 on: April 23, 2012, 10:11:56 PM »
I am contacting you in respect of an investment proposal in your country. I am a government official from the republic of Benin, Here in the republic of Benin any civil servant that has held any key position is forbidden to operate an overseas account. That is why I require your assistance;
Do not hesitate to contact me as soon as you receive this message for all details information and do not betray the trust and confidence which i am about to repose on you.
Thanks
Johnson Koffi
 Do not hesitate to contact me through my alternative email address on j_koffi4@yahoo.com.ph
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #98 on: April 29, 2012, 01:23:13 PM »
Dear   I am Wiliam Mills,the Assistant Director Inspection Unit/United Nations Inspection Agent in Heathrow Int'l Airport, London (UK) During my recent withheld package routine check at the Airport Storage Vault, I discovered an abandoned shipment from a Diplomat from Africa and when scanned it revealed an undisclosed sum of money in two Metal Trunk Boxes weighing approximately 25kg each. The consignment was abandoned because the Contents of the consignment was not properly declared by the consignee as “MONEY” rather it was declared as personal effect to avoid interrogation and also the inability of the diplomat to pay for the United Nations Diplomatic Non Inspection Charges which is about $USD3,800 .  On my assumption, each of the boxes will contain more than $10 Million to $10.7 Million each and the consignment is still left in our Storage House here at the Heathrow Int'l Airport, London (UK) till date. The details of the consignment including your name, your email address and the official document from the United Nations office in Geneva are tagged on the Metal Trunk boxes.  However, to enable me confirm if you are the actual recipient of this consignment as the assistant director of the Inspection Unit, I will advise you provide your current Phone Number and Full Name / Address, to enable me cross check if it corresponds with the address on the official documents including the name of nearest Airport around your city. Please note that this consignment is supposed to have been returned to the U.K Treasury Department as unclaimed delivery due to the delays in concluding the clearance processes ,so as a result of this, I will not be able to receive your details on my official email account. So in order words to enable me cross check your details, I will advise you send the required details to me for quick processing and response. Once I confirm you as the actual recipient of the trunk boxes, I can get everything concluded within 48 hours upon your acceptance and proceed to your address for delivery.  Lastly, be informed that the reason I have taken it upon myself to contact you personally about this abandoned consignment is because I want us to transact this business and share the money equally since the consignment has not yet been returned to the U.K Treasury Department after being abandoned by the diplomat so immediately the confirmation is made, I will pay for the UND Non Inspection Fee and arrange for the boxes to be delivered to your doorstep Or I can bring it by myself to avoid any more trouble. But I will share it 50%/50% with you. But you have to assure me of my 50% share.  Sorry I have to withhold my direct telephone number and other information until I'm sure of your cooperation. just email me and make sure you include your mobile number . I wait to hear from you urgently if you are still alive. I will give you my phone number on your confirmation. Wiliam Mills,Assistance Director Inspection Unit,Heathrow Intl I Airport,London (UK)Private Email:(William Mills
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #99 on: May 01, 2012, 05:22:36 PM »


I NEED YOUR URGENT RESPOND.

FROM Mr.Dubeam Solion.
The Head of File and Auditing Department,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso ( West Africa )
REMITTANCE OF US$20, 5;MILLION
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE. VERY URGENT ATTENTION

This message might meet you in utmost surprise, however, it's just my Urgent need for foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction I am a banker by profession from Burkina Faso in West Africa and currently holding the post of director Auditing and accounting unit of the bank.

I have the opportunity of transferring the left over Funds ($20.5 million) of one of my bank clients who died Along with his entire family in a plane crash.

All expenses incurred by you and me in this transaction will be deducted out from the 10% of the total fund before the sharing of the fund according to the percentages agreed. I will come over to your country as soon as the transfer is over to receive my own share of the fund for further investments by your advice. Please I want you to understand that a stitch in time saves nine so write back and tell me if you really want to carry out this transaction with me.

From banking experience it will take up to fourteen (14) working days to conclude this transfer. I sincerely need your help because this might be my first and last opportunity of hitting big money. I also would want you to treat this affair as both urgent / top secret and confidential. I want you to also know that this transaction will involve some expenses which will be shared among both of us.

This payment will be effected through Swift Telegraphic Transfer.
Your Urgent response is needed for immediate transfer of this fund into your receiving bank account. you can as well call me as soon as you respond to my mail (+22678708420)

Best Regards,
Mr.Dubeam Solion
(+22678708420)
 

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Spam Pharmaceutical company posing as Amazon
« Reply #100 on: May 03, 2012, 08:44:29 AM »
Got this in my email.  If you mouse over the order number link your virus checker should say "site block"

The site name is thecr.org.undress.html.... It's a spam pharmaceutical company behind this.  The guys even use the Amazon name and web site in their email.


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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #101 on: May 06, 2012, 04:45:28 AM »
Good day, I screwed through your information that is why I am contacting you as a person that has the fear of God. My name is Lillian Zolu I am (22) years girl, but age doesn't matter, love and understanding matters most, am from (Libya in North Africa ) fair in complexion, single, (never married ) and presently i am residing in Refugee camp as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country. Believing in love and trust that you will not betray me. My father Dr. Williams Zolu was a politician and he was also the personal adviser to the former head of state before the Janjaweed rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my father and my mother, thank God for my being in the school when this terrible incident took place, and I managed to make my way through the help of the (United Nation) and they brought us to there refugee camp where we are staying as a refugee. The main reason why I contact you now is to assist me and stand on my behalf and claim the sum of (&5.5 million u.s dollars) which I am the next of kin from Lead Way Pen sure company( www.leadway-pensure.com) being for my late father Retirement Savings Account (RSA) for 30 years of service in Government before the incident took place. The most important thing is that I want to move the money out from the country for the safety of my life and the money since my uncles are killing themselves over my father’s property here. I will join you in your country as soon as your in position of the money for my future investment which I will need your directive also. I have made up my mind to compensate you for your effort after the transaction. I have all the related document for this transaction. When you indicate your interest I will feed you with the detail and the safety of the transaction and my present condition now. Thanks.Miss Lillian.
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #102 on: May 25, 2012, 02:00:18 AM »
am i just lucky or what ...............


Hide details UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION Add to contacts
From: UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION (johnfrr@blue.ocn.ne.jp
Sent: 24 May 2012 19:14:22
To:   


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GOVERNMENT OF BRITISH, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATION ORGANIZATION OFFICIAL APPROVAL PAYMENT VALUED $8.3M.
 
Dear Sir/Madam,
 
The British Prime Minister in conjunction with GOVERNMENT OF UNITED STATES, WORLD BANK, UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION, EUROPEAN UNION do hereby give this irrevocable approval order with Release Code: GNC/3480/0112/12 in your favor for your inheritance and lottery award winning prize with the UNITED NATIONS to your nominated bank account.
 
Now, your new Payment code is, United Nations Approval No; UN5685P, White House Approved No: WH44CV, Reference No.-35460021, Allocation No: 674632 Password No:339331, Pin Code No: 55674 and your Certificate of Merit Payment No: 103, Released Code No: 0763; Immediate union Bank Telex Confirmation No: -1114433; Secret Code No: XXTN013, Having received these vital payment numbers approved herein, You are qualified now to received and confirm Your payment with the United Nations immediately within the next 72hrs.
 
As a matter of fact, you are required to Deal and Communicate only with Mr.Cecil Begoode, DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DEPARTMENT First City Monument BANk LONDON & SPAIN, with the help and monitory team from the INTERNATIONAL MONETORY FUND (IMF) NEW YORK and UNION BANK OF SWITZERLAND which is our official remitting reseerve bank, has look up to make sure you receive your fund into your bank account. You are to contact: Mr.Cecil Begoode on his contact information, Email: cecilbegoode2012@e-mail.ua (CALL ME NOW +447035912801) for immediate release of your inheritance and lottery award winning claim. Be informed that you are not allowed to orrespond with any person or offices anymore, you are required to send bellow information to Mr.Cecil Begoode to facilitate your approved fund in less than 48hrs.
 
 
Information request for your transfer.
 
1) YOUR FULL NAME:.......
2) FULL ADDRESS OF YOUR CITY, STATE AND COUNTRY:.....
3) PHONE, FAX AND MOBILE:.........
4) COMPANY NAME, POSITION AND ADDRESS:......
5) BANK INFORMATIONS:
a) BANK NAME:........
b) BANK ADRESS:......
c) ACCOUNT NUMBER:...
d) SWIFT CODE:.......
e) ROUTING NUMBER:...
F) IBAN NUMBER:......
6) PROFESSION, AGE AND MARITAL STATUS:.......
7) A COPY OF YOUR INT'L PASSPORT/DRIVERS LICENSE:.....
 
Note: Your personal contact/communication code with First City Monument Bank is (FCMB 702), you are advice to send your full banking Information to the FCMB London UK & Spain, The International Remittance Director headed by Mr.Cecil Begoode and make sure you speak with him, with your new payment code for release of your fund and send him all your banking information now.
 
CONTACT CODE (FCMB 702)
contact Person: Mr.Cecil Begoode.
Position: Director International Remittance Department
Email Address: cecilbegoode2012@e-mail.ua
CALL ME NOW AT : +447035912801
CHAIRMAN COMMITTEE ON FOREIGN CONTRACT/AWARD WINING PAYMENT UNITED NATIONS AND EUROPEAN UNION.
SIR RICHARD GILBERT.
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #103 on: June 06, 2012, 03:56:46 AM »
You guys are going to love this.  The sender says FACEBOOK and the subject blank, just RE:.  Interesting too since I don't use facebook.  I love the part where it says she's moving RIGHT EFFING NEAR U and her three cousins are also here.  Hilarious.  Where do these nutcases come up with these scams and such?  Enjoy:



BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know who this is its ME TORI.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving?
RIGHT EFFING NEAR U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3 cousins too but i cant chill with them lol.
.I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was soo confused...
anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and take me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im 23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..I really hope we get a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get there enxt week.. i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent married yet lol.. OH YA also..
i need to find a job when i get there.. do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun and all..
and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i did? hmm shud i......????

ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol... i actually need help once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..

ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER...

 i figured u cud always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room... if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :(

I really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern remember me hahha..
anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....anyways once i see u in insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...
k babe im out for now... chat ya soon..
kisses xoxo
TORI FREE VIP BYPASS LINK ------>> http://24130.s3-website-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/
IM ONLINE NOW :)
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #104 on: June 06, 2012, 08:19:31 AM »
Isn't there a place in Korat that can offer her a similar line of work?
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #105 on: June 06, 2012, 01:31:47 PM »
Indeed there is, Saf and I was going to mention it in my opening thread.  I believe it's in the Hua-Thale area.  The question remains....will they take a white girl?  According to her email, she also has three cousins living here.  What a coincidence.  Do you think they'll hire them too?  They're probably a bunch of kitchen mamas. If you click on the link it takes you to her page and says her location is Bangkok.  Then if you click on the link using a proxy, example US, it shows her current location as New York. Same picture of the girl..Even her age changes too.  Obviously looking at the origin of the incoming IP addresses.
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #106 on: June 10, 2012, 06:45:03 AM »
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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #107 on: July 19, 2012, 08:50:51 PM »
I am a bit busy and wondered if any one else would like to help this poor young lady  :lol :lol


From: Kipkalya (angelakipkalya001@gmail.com
Sent: 19 July 2012 13:44:42
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Hello My Dearest
 
 I am writing this mail with tears and sorrow from my heart.With due respect trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business having gone through your remarkable profile, honestly i am writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, i will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, i decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation.My names are miss Angela Kipkalya Kones, 23yrs old female a citizen of Kenya in West Africa.
 
My father was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong'a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June,2008. You can read more about the crash through the below site
 
 :http://edition.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/africa/06/10/kenya.crash/index.html
 
After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father's property to an italian Expertrate which they shared the money among themselves and left nothing for me. One faithful morning, I opened my father's briefcase and found out the documents which he used in depositing a huge amount of money in one of the reliable banks in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I travelled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money for a better life so that I can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Director whom I met in person told me that my father's instruction to the bank is that the money would only be released to me when I am married or present a legal trus

I am in search of a honest and reliable person who will help me  stand as a trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for the transfer of the money to his bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact you after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust,but rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well I will say that my mind convinces me that you may be the true person to help me. Moreso, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my stepmother have threatened to assasinate me.The amount is ($10.2MillionUSD) and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso on my arrival.
 
 You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business  in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 25% of the total sum for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest, I will put things into action immediately. In the highlight of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely.

Your's Sincerely,
 
Miss Angela Kipkalya Kones
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #108 on: July 19, 2012, 10:46:19 PM »
You can't beat a legal trus.
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #109 on: July 20, 2012, 07:27:34 PM »
And another heart-breaking plea:

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From: Andre [mailto:misspupetandre@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, July 19, 2012 6:52 PM
To: misspupetandre@gmail.com
Subject: With Due Respect



Dear Beloved friend,

I know this message will come to you as surprised but permit me of my desire to go into business relationship with you.

I am Miss Pupet Andre. a daughter to late Justice.y.Andre of Sudan who died on a plane crash in May 2 2008 in Sudan, my late father was the presidential adviser for local government affairs in Sudan- Khartoum. Meanwhile before the incident, my late Father came to Burkina Faso with the sum of USD5, 200,000.00 (US$5.2M) which he deposited in a Financial and Security Institution here in Burkina Faso Republic West Africa for security reasons. I am here seeking for an avenue to transfer this money to a reliable and trustworthy person for Investment purpose.

I am here in Burkina Faso because of the death and the crisis in my Country Sudan. Please I will offer you 35% of the total sum of USD5.2m for your assistance. Please I need to transfer this money urgently because delay would not help at all and I need to relocate based on my situation so as to enable me continue my education as I was medical student before the sudden death of my father.immediate response would be appreciated.

Best regards

Miss Pupet Andre


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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #110 on: July 20, 2012, 07:47:11 PM »
I love these scams. If you have a chance check out http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/. The creator got fed up and began baiting scammers: some of the trails are riotously funny. In the end he got bored with it and gave up. But *some* are good to read.

It may not happen in Thailand, but in the UK, US and Canada many people are called by someone claiming to be from 'Windows' or 'Microsoft' with the call originating from India, and claiming there is an error with their PC. YouTube has some great clips of people baiting these scammers.
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #111 on: July 22, 2012, 11:17:17 AM »
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From: Rita Williams [mailto:ritawill01@rediffmail.com]
Sent: Saturday, July 21, 2012 6:24 PM
To: undisclosed recipients:
Subject: From Mrs Rita Williams



N[38 Rue Des Martyrs Cocody
Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire
ATTN:
DEAREST ONE OF GOD
I am the above named person from Kuwait . I am married to Mr David Williams, who worked with Kuwait embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the Bible is against. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $2. 5 Million (Two Million Five Hundred U.S. Dollars) in the bank here in Abidjan in suspense account.

Presently, the fund is still with the bank. Recently, my Doctor told me that i have serious sickness which is cancer problem. The one that disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church that will use this fund for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavour that the house of God is maintained.

The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I dont have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I dont want my husband efforts to be used by unbelievers. I dont want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death hence i know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Lord. Exodus 14 VS 14 says that the Lord will fight my case and I shall hold my peace.
I dont need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband relatives is around me always I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank here in Abidjan .I await your soonest response with your full information, example.
(1}Your full name ------------------

(2}Address ------------------------

I will use the above information to obtain an authorization letter that will legally and officially approve you as the new beneficiary of this fund from the Federal Ministry of Justice Cote D ivoire . I want you and the church to always pray for me because the lord is my shepherd. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.

Remain blessed in the Lord
Take care, Yours Sister in Christ

Mrs Rita Williams

Now who's gonna be good Christian enough to fall for this?
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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #112 on: July 22, 2012, 11:30:57 AM »



  She coulda wrote "god bless"at the end. :evilgrin
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #113 on: July 22, 2012, 09:34:24 PM »

From: Rose John (ros.ejohn004@yahoo.fr
Sent: 21 July 2012 11:31:47
To:   


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From Mrs Rose John.

I greet you the name of the Lord.

I am Mrs.Rose John Gomo from Solomon Islands. I am married to Mr. Isaac John Gomo who worked with our Embassy in Ivory Coast for nine years before he die don the 19th November 2005. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Ever before his death we were both born again Christians and have sown into many ministries. Since his death I decided not to remarry, but feeling quite lonely if not the Lord who has been my partner and comforter.

When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $8.5 Million with Bank in Cote D Ivoire. Presently this money is still in the custody of the Bank in Cote D Ivoire. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to cancer problem.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church,organization or good person that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want a church,organization or good person that will use this funds to help the orphans, widows and other people that need financial assistance. Using part of this money to provide facilities for God's work, taking the gospel to greater height is my major reason of donating this funds out.

The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed is the hand that give". l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Christians and it had been their wish to see my husband dead in order that they might inherit his wealth since we have no son. These people are therefore not worthy of this inheritance.

This is why I am taking this decision. Meanwhile I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. It is only a sinner who's death is painful I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development and l know that With God all things are possible.

As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Bank in Cote d' Ivoire. I will also issue a letter of authorization to the bank that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money. I also want you to always uplift me in prayer.

My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in truth and faith, "serving him with all you have, knowing that naked we come and naked we must go" Contact me on the this email address and any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another good person, church,organization for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.

Hoping to receive your response immediately.

Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord.

Your Sister in Christ.
Mrs.Rose John Gomo.
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #114 on: July 25, 2012, 08:45:59 AM »
Wow, HM Revenue & Customs UK  are so nice, sending me  this over host124-168-static.240-95-b.business.telecomitalia.it:

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-----Original Message-----
From: HM Revenue & Customs [mailto:Message@tax.co.uk]
Sent: Wednesday, July 25, 2012 12:00 AM
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Subject: RECALCULATION OF YOUR TAX REFUND

TAX RETURN FOR THE YEAR 2011
RECALCULATION OF YOUR TAX REFUND
LOCAL OFFICE No. 3819
TAX CREDIT OFFICER: Tina Frank
TAX REFUND ID NUMBER: 381716209
REFUND AMOUNT: 244.79 GBP
 
 
Dear Applicant,
 
The contents of this email and any attachments are confidential and as applicable, copyright in these is reserved to HM Revenue & Customs.
Unless expressly authorised by us, any further dissemination or distribution of this email or its attachments is prohibited.
 
If you are not the intended recipient of this email, please reply to inform us that you have received this email in error and then delete it without retaining any copy.
 
I am sending this email to announce: After the last annual calculation of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of 244.79 GBP
 
You have attached the tax return form with the TAX REFUND NUMBER ID: 381716209, complete the tax return form attached to this message.
 
After completing the form, please submit the form by clicking the SUBMIT button on form and allow us 5-9 business days in order to process it.
Our head office address can be found on our web site at HM Revenue & Customs.
 
Sincerely,
 
Tina Frank
HMRC Tax Credit Office
Preston
TAX REFUND ID: UK381716209-HMRC
 
HM Revenue & Customs UK All rights reserved.

Now who could resist getting money back from taxes he never paid anyway? Me! I'm so generous to say: "Build another palace for the homeless with that! :)
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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #115 on: July 25, 2012, 01:06:01 PM »
I know our MPs are bent but this is taking the p**s

From: Hon Patricia Hewitt MP (p.hewitt@ukparlment.gov
Sent: 25 July 2012 02:59:34
To:   


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Dear Friend,  GREETINGS FROM THE UK HOUSE OF PARLIAMENT  This might startle you a little as you might have seen or read about me butreally don’t know me in person. Well, I am Rt. Hon Patricia Hewitt MP. ABritish politician and Labor Party Member of Parliament for Banking. I wasthe first Minister for Children appointed in a newly created post with theDepartment for Education and Skills and presently Minister of State in theDepartment for culture, Media and Sport under Her Majesty, Queen Elizabethof the United Kingdom. I got your contact info via your country’s national directory and intendintroducing a project concerning charity in your country and maybeneighboring countries around you. A few months ago, I was compelled to make an over estimation during a budgetand set aside the sum of Six Million Three Hundred Thousand Great BritainPounds(6, 300,000.00GBP) with the sole intention of channeling it all into charitywhich I am delegating you to executed on my behalf with complete supervisionof my Attorney as he will also be the one in charge of securing these fundsinto your custody. This transaction will result to you being paid a commission of 11% of theinvestment capital and the balance, distributed to charity organizations ofyour choice or reinvested and the net income, used for rehabilitatingcharity organization in and around your country through you/your agencyannually for the period of five years or a little more. The last time Iorchestrated this sort of Grant, the individual in Australia succeeded insuccessfully setting up three standard orphanage homes in less than a year.I have never been so proud of such a noble individual. I hope we would havea reoccurrence in your case. If you are willing to execute this HumanitarianProject, You must understand that I desire absolute confidentiality andprofessionalism on this issue. For security reasons as regards myreputation, I will not be able to communicate regularly with you; but myAttorney will take up the processing on my behalf and get these fundsprocessed and released to you without any delay.  I don’t plan on benefiting anything from this project, but will beabsolutely fulfilled, if and only if you remain sincere to me on thehandling of this project with utmost sincerity and confidentiality; andeventually utilize the funds for the purpose which I have explained to youabove. Kindly respond urgently if you are interested as the fund have beentied down for too long, so I can equip you with the necessary details, alongside myAttorney’s contact information, so as to commence the transactionproperly; on the other hand, if you are not, please let your intentions beknown or better still, Kindly relent from replying this email.  You could get personal info. on me via my official website, but do not trycontacting me via any personal information you may lay your hands upon onthe internet as almost all my contact info are connected to the BritishHouse of Parliament data base except the ones I personally sent to you; as Idon’t want our effort and my reputation, jeopardized.  Kindly send your response to this E-mail: p.hewitt02@terra.com <-----------  Sincerely,  PATRICIA HEWITT MP.FORMER SEC. OF STATE FOR HEALTHGROUND FLOOR FRONT,5 FROG ISLAND LEICESTER, LE3 54GUNITED KINGDOM.
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #116 on: July 25, 2012, 06:42:08 PM »
 :lol :lol :lol

Send her a copy!
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #117 on: July 25, 2012, 09:00:58 PM »
Saf are you sure its a scam it might be a true email  :lol :lol
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #118 on: July 27, 2012, 01:33:04 AM »
CONTACT THE WESTERN UNION AGENT INCHARGE OF YOUR PAYMENT.
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Hvornår:torsdag den 26. juli 2012
19:30 - 20:30 (GMT+00:00)
Fra:gull.julius@yahoo.dk Meddelelse:ATTN;SIR,

THERE IS AN ISSUE INVOLVING EURO 400.000.00 WHICH WAS CALLED TO OUR BANK (OCEANIC BANK) FROM THE FEDRAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE OF BURKINA FASO CONCERNING YOUR COMPENSATION OF EURO 400.000.00 HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER AND AN INSTRUCTION HAS COME DIRECTLY FROM MR.JONA AKIM OF MINISTRY OF FINANCE.

HE ASKED US TO START SENDING YOUR FUND INSTALL MENTALLY EURO 5,000 PER A DAY THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER. THIS TYPE OF TRANSFER MEANS YOU WILL BE RECEIVING EURO 5,000 EVERY DAY THROUGH WESTERN UNION UNTIL THE TOTAL OF EURO 400.000.00 IS COMPLETELY TRANSFERRED TO YOU.

TODAY, HAS EFFECTED YOUR FIRST PAYMENT OF EURO 5,000 THROUGH WESTERN UNION. NOW YOU HAVE TO CONTACT DR.DAVID WILLIAMS ON HIS CONTACT BELOW AS HE IS THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF YOUR PAYMENT.

THE WESTERN UNION AGENT IS
NAME: DR. DAVID WILLIAMS
PONE NUBER: +226 79 12 21 89
EMAIL: WESTERN.UNION.BF.OFFCE@W.CN

MONEY SENT THROUGH CORNELIS ZWAAGSTRA; AMOUNT SENT EURO 5,000 TO YOU TODAY.SO CONTACT DR. DAVID WILLIAMS ON ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS AND TELL HIM TO GIVE YOU NEEDED INFORMATION AND ALSO FOR HIM TO HELP YOU PICK UP THE EURO 5,000 YOU ARE ALSO REQUIRED TO RE-CONFIRM YOUR ADDRESS

TO HIM TO AVOID ANY WRONG TRANSFER.

YOUR RECEIVER NAME......
TEL:....................
COUNTRY..............
CITY................
ADDRESS:.........
TEXT QUETION.........
ANSWE................
ID....................

CONTACT DR. DAVID WILLIAMS IMMEDIATELY THROUGH HIS ABOVE EMAIL ADDRESS TO GIVE YOU FULL INFORMATION WHICH YOU WILL USE TO PICK UP YOUR MONEY TODAY AND LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CONFIRM IT ALL.

THANKS,

MR JULIUS GULL.
 S.U. nu!
 

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Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #119 on: July 30, 2012, 02:38:59 PM »
Cheung Pui
From: Cheung Pui (sj_enoh@yahoo.co.jp
Sent: 30 July 2012 08:23:01
To:   


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FROM MR. CHEUNG PUIHANG SENG BANK LTD.DES VOEUX RD. BRANCH,CENTRAL HONG KONG ,HONG KONG . Dear Friend, Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr Cheung Pui director ofoperations Hang Seng Bank Ltd. I have an obscured business suggestionfor you. Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client Major Fadi Bassemwho was with the Iraqi forces and also a business man made a numberedfixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of twenty fourmillions five hundred thousand United State Dollars in my branch.Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even during the war.Again after the war another notification was sent and still noresponse came from him. We later found out that the Major and hisfamily had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit theirhome. After further investigations it was also discovered that Major FadiBasem did not declare any next of kin in his official papersincluding the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided inme the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew ofhis deposit in my bank. As you can see, twenty four million five hundred thousand UnitedStates Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever comeforward to claim it. What bothers me most is that according to theby-laws of my country at the expiration of 6 years the funds willrevert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody appliesto claim the funds. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you isthat I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin toMajor Fadi Bassem so that you will be able to receive his funds. WHAT IS TO BE DONE? I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that wewill come out successful. I have contacted an attorney that willprepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next ofkin to Major Fadi Basem, all that is required from you at this stageis for you to provide me with your full name and address so that theattorney can commence his job, after you have been made the next ofkin, the attorney will also file in for claims on your behalf andsecure the necessary documentation for the movement of the funds toan account that will be provided by you. There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going toadopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all thenecessary documents. Please endeavour to observe utmost discretion inall matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have beentransferred, we shall share in the ratio of 70% for me, 25% for youand 5% for any expenses incurred during the course of this operation.Should you be interested please end me your private phone and faxnumbers for easy communication, finally after that I shall provideyou with more details of this operation. I also know that you will be surprise about how i got your contact; Igot your contact from an old friend who once works with the EUROPEAN UNIONCHAMBER OF COMMERCE & INDUSTRY (EUCCI) and now a diplomat. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated. Kind Regards, Mr. Cheung Pui.
 

 



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