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Online Taman Tun

Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #180 on: April 02, 2016, 07:53:00 PM »
I received this one today and I am sure it is genuine.  Please send me a donation (Strictly cash only) and I will provide the sender's email address.

Good Afternoon,

Reassuringly a one off and I do apologise for the intrusion.I would like to ask for your help to identify people who would qualify for a free no obligation Skype call, phone call or even meet with me.

I specialise in a particular area for specific individuals who very rarely actually know they need my help. If you know of anyone with 10 years or less to retirement who fall into the following categories:

• British and married to a foreign national (non British domicile which could still include a British Passport holder who is non UK dom).
• Wife 20 or more years younger, British or foreign national spouse.
• Property portfolio in the UK and or globally worth more than £650,000.
• Created a non standard personal pension from stocks and shares - businesses - antiques - classic cars etc.

If you do know of anyone who fits into any of these categories, they may be unaware of how differently they will be treated by HRMC wherever in the world they choose to retire and eventually pass.
Many of these individuals firmly believe they either have everything covered or are totally unaware that their spouse may only receive 20% of their pension once they’ve passed, and potentially pay tax which is totally unnecessary.

10 minutes on the phone might just make all the difference and its completely free to find out, Please look after your friends and forward this email?

Kind regards
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out. Churchill

Online Taman Tun

Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #181 on: April 19, 2016, 07:02:06 PM »
Slightly off topic but there is a very interesting article in the Guardian today:-

It just goes to show that if you are going to commit a crime then dress smartly and think big.
We are masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out. Churchill

Offline thaiga

Re: My tortured email box
« Reply #182 on: June 03, 2016, 02:24:50 PM »
Yes that's me, Somnang 8)


 Hi Somnang,

Thank you for your application with

We have completed your 2016 refund assessment and have calculated the total to be $556.87.

This will be paid to you by cheque to 14 Burlington Pl, Manurewa, Auckland 2102 in mid June once Inland Revenue begins releasing 2016 refunds to the whole of New Zealand.

You do not need to do anything more but await our confirmation of the release date.

Please note this is based on the information that we have received from Inland Revenue and the information you provided in your application. Please check your gross income below to confirm it is accurate.

If the below details are correct you do not need to do anything more.
Year    Gross Income    Tax Paid    Notes
2016    $45,153.00    $7,188.81    Refund of $556.87 due

Please let us know if these details are not correct – these figures relate to income earned between 1st April 2015 – 31st March 2016. The ‘Tax Paid’ figure above is the amount after your ACC earner’s levy has been taken into account and may not be the amount showing on your payslips.

Please note:

We are among the first in New Zealand to have 2016 refunds released and all the work to have your refund released has now been completed
It is important that you do not apply with any other tax agencies in the meantime as this will result in a delay to your refund and may mean paying fees to both tax agencies you apply with
If the above details are correct then you do not need to do anything else; we will email you once your refund is on its way

Your refund calculation of $556.87 is an approximate figure which could be adjusted by Inland Revenue. This figure is the amount that you will be receiving as our fee has already been deducted. This figure may also decrease if you have outstanding arrears on your account.

Thank you for choosing We look forward to hearing from you again next year.

Kind regards

Jared Lock
Assistant Manager

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