Author Topic: I'm just going to ask, how to use the bum gun  (Read 730 times)

Offline thaiga

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I'm just going to ask, how to use the bum gun
« on: September 16, 2016, 12:55:44 PM »
There's a guy that needs help on he wants to know the right way to use the bum gun, is there a proper way or do we all have our different ways of using it. I think he is having a laugh and sure he cannot be serious         

I'm just going to ask, how to use the ass gun in toilet? It doesn't clean without paper!     :fart

It's my 3th day in Thailand, in day 1 and 2 I was in a luxe hotel where I tried the bum gun and finished with toilet paper.

Today I stranded since dumb me thought I could get train ticket to chiang mai on highs season (I didn't think a lot). Well I chose closeby hostel and it says "no paper in toilet" ok but bum gun isn't doing the job so what now? Poop tp in the bin? I cheated and threw a couple tp slices a time in the toilet and flushed. But this can't be how it's supposed to be. Some reddit post about this subject said use you fingers... Others still used tp and flushed the poop tp. So what is the correct way?

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Camca 18 points 8 months ago

Hold the gun in your right hand. Shoot a stream of water at your spincter (sp?) (Your as*hole). Let the water dislodge any large chunks of sh*t. Once this happens, take your left hand and use it to dislodge the remaining sh*t. If you have a lot of hair in your a*s crack, spend an extra 10 seconds feeling around. If you use this method your a*s should be clean.

If you insist on using toilet paper, and there is a trash can by the toilet, you place the used toilet paper in the can.

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