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Offline thaiga

How do you measure up
« on: May 14, 2017, 04:29:12 PM »
congo 7.1 inches  :o

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 
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Re: How do you measure up
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2017, 06:34:32 PM »
The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Trump was awakened at 4 am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week."
Trump: "Oh darn! The economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico .."
Telephone voice says, "Bad idea... The Mexicans will have a field day with this one. We'll be a laughing stock. What about the UK ?"
Trump: "Okay, I'll call May and tell her we need five million condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they'll continue to respect us as Americans."
Three days later, a delighted President Trump ran out to open the first of the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived. He found it full of condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, exactly as requested..
All coloured with Union Jacks with small writing on each one:
MADE IN ENGLAND - SIZE: SMALL.
 
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Offline nan

Re: How do you measure up
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2017, 12:22:56 AM »
the saying goes the larger the penis the less IQ you have  :-[

so what would you admit to   ;D
ignorance does not help your post one bit but it probably says an awful lot about you.
 

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Re: How do you measure up
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2017, 10:35:00 AM »
Hmm.
 

Offline nan

Re: How do you measure up
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2017, 12:52:23 PM »
skip tp 3:10  :evilgrin

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ignorance does not help your post one bit but it probably says an awful lot about you.
 
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Offline thaiga

Re: How do you measure up
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2017, 06:14:52 PM »
If your falling a bit short  :-[

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.
 

 



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