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Online Taman Tun

« on: February 27, 2018, 04:57:34 PM »
The next time HMRC write to me demanding money, I am going to reply with this:-

“No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have searched the record for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.” - H L Mencken
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Offline thaiga

« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2018, 06:44:32 PM »
I must stress the the importance of accuracy in your tax return

H.M.R.C. have returned the Tax Return, to a man in Essex, after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question:- “Do you have anyone dependant on you”?

he wrote:

– 2.1 million Illegal Immigrants;

– 1.1 million Crack Heads;

– 4.4 million, Unemployable Scroungers;

– 900,000 Criminals in over 85 Prisons;

– 635 Idiots in Parliament;

– An Unknown Number in House of Lords;

– And The Whole of the European Commission.

 H.M.R.C. stated that his response he had given was unacceptable.

The man’s response back to H.M.R.C. was:-

Who did I miss out?  ;D
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.