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Offline dawn

Re: Guess the One Real Woman ♦ guess who
« Reply #30 on: April 12, 2013, 12:22:38 PM »
EEZY PEEZY

              guess who    CLUE: If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

           
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sicho

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Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #31 on: April 12, 2013, 12:35:39 PM »
Margaret Thatcher.
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #32 on: April 12, 2013, 12:45:14 PM »


 The clue should have been

 Not: If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

 But: If you want something done, ask a man. If you want something said, ask a woman.  :lol
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Offline thaiga

Re: Guess the One Real Woman ♦ which one is the virgin
« Reply #33 on: April 15, 2013, 02:08:34 PM »

Let's see if you know your women 

 
 1.)  which one is the virgin 
                  and
 2.)  which one has had plenty






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sicho

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Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #34 on: April 15, 2013, 02:55:26 PM »
I'm out of practice spotting virgins but, given the figures of 2-5, I'd say that no.1 is getting plenty. No.5 could be either a virgin or a vamp.
 

Offline dawn

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #35 on: April 16, 2013, 03:09:16 PM »
saf if you said it the other way round i think that would be the correct answer

like no.5 getting plenty and no.1 haven't had any.

come on roger what do you think :uhm
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Offline takeitor

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #36 on: April 16, 2013, 06:34:56 PM »
They say you should triple the number that a woman gives you and divide by three a man's total...allegedly...if you believe women's magazines that is.

In that case, number 5 must have had 150....blimey!
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #37 on: April 16, 2013, 07:24:38 PM »

takeitor. very good, i wonder have you read the article.

              so who's the virgin  :cheers
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Offline takeitor

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #38 on: April 16, 2013, 08:23:37 PM »
i wonder have you read the article.

'fraid so...curiosity (and google goggles) got the better of me and I decided that cheating was the only answer!

I wouldn't want to spoil the competition for everyone else...but it's pretty obviously going to be the least expected in order to confound stereotypes...it is the Daily Mail after all!
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #39 on: April 16, 2013, 09:05:05 PM »


 How right you are takeitor and honest as well.





no.1 no lovers. Waiting until she's married: Nellie Wong

no.2 1 lover.   Catholic upbringing: Keren Curren

no.3 5 lovers.  Teenage pregnancy:   Antonia Kime 

no.4 25 lovers  Numerous short relationships: Jodie Taylor

no.5 50 lovers  One-night stands: Shelly Tomes


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Offline thaiga

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #40 on: May 27, 2013, 05:49:46 PM »
Fully dressed they fooled me   but the boob job ain't good that's for sure :-[

Two ladyboys who danced naked to ‘Splash Out’ apologize to public, transgender community



Two ladyboys published an online apology to the public today and begged internet users to stop sharing a video clip in which the duo dances naked to “Splash Out,” a hit song by 3.2.1 and Baitoei R-siam.

In their recent video, the transgender women claimed that their carelessness and spontaneity were caused by intoxication. The video, titled “Man Naen Ok Loey Tong Thod,” went viral over the weekend and sparked a public outcry, especially from the transgender community.

A number of fellow transgender women made online clips condemning the duo, saying that their behavior could taint the reputation of transgender women throughout Thailand.

According to Sanook, the pair may face charges relating to online pornography. Police have removed all online duplicates of the original film, and will summon both ladyboys for questioning.

ออกมาขอโทษ คลิปเต้นเปลือย ร้องต้องเปิด(แน่นอก)


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Offline thaiga

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #41 on: May 28, 2013, 09:06:18 PM »


          Guess who



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Online Baby Farts

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2013, 10:13:25 AM »
thaiga, have you ever had one slip past the radar?  ;D
 

sicho

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Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2013, 11:04:04 AM »

          Guess who




I think that's a model of Dawn Khorus.
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2013, 02:27:08 PM »
thaiga, have you ever had one slip past the radar?  ;D
No b/f but i know a man that has :evilgrin
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Offline thaiga

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #45 on: May 29, 2013, 05:32:04 PM »
I think that's a model of Dawn Khorus.
Dawn Khorus you'll have to elaborate a bit more.

CLUE: her boyfriends name is ken :cheers
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sicho

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Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2013, 07:10:33 PM »
I may have been wrong. It could be Khraka Dawn.
 

Offline dawn

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2013, 07:30:13 PM »
I may have been wrong. It could be Khraka Dawn.
Does the crack in this term alludes either to the suddenness of sunrise or to the small wedge of light appearing as the sun rises over the horizon. :rclxs0
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sicho

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Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2013, 07:41:24 PM »
Hi Dawn.

I was referring to the latter although the two are similar.

You may have suffered this indignity yourself in your younger days. I once had to discipline andemployee who made the old 'crack of dawn' joke to a young lady by that name in the office. Tiresome, I think you will agree.
 

Offline dawn

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #49 on: May 29, 2013, 08:01:41 PM »
charming words saf (my younger days)you certainly know how to woo.

my underwear gets up the crack of dawn as well :lol
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sicho

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Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2013, 08:14:21 PM »
Funnily enough, I was listening today to one of the most ignorant people I have ever met. He boasted that his best chat up lines in the past were,'Show is your crack' and 'Show us your tits'. I lie not. I can only say that he has since sunk to a new low level.

Let's hope that you, the delicate flower that you are, never meet him.
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Guess the One Real Woman ♦ GET REAL CAMPAIGN
« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2013, 09:16:54 PM »
It was BARBIE if you didn't already know.

IMAGINE IF BARBIE BECAME A REAL WOMAN. her chest would pull her forward onto her toes.



If BARBIE became a “real” woman. How would she look  Considering that there are 3 billion women on the planet who don’t look like Barbie, only 8 women in the world  even come close.

If Barbie were a real woman, her head would be the same circumference as her waist, meaning she’d have room for only half a liver and a few inches of intestines, (as opposed to the usual 26 feet). The result: chronic diarrhea and death from malabsorption & malnutrition.

To look like Barbie proportionally, a healthy woman would need to add 61 cm to her height, subtract 15 cm from her waist, add 13 cm to her chest, and 8 cm to her neck length.

Because Barbie’s neck is twice as long as the average human’s, it would be impossible for her to hold up her head. Her legs are 50 percent longer than her arms, (the average woman’s legs are only 20 percent longer than her arms). She’d also have to walk on all fours (her feet are so disproportionately small, her chest would pull her forward onto her toes).

REAL WOMEN
Average woman’s height is 5’4?
Their weight is approx. 140 lbs.
They wear a size 14 dress
Their bust is between 36? and 37? (B cup)
Their waist is between 30? and 34?
Their hips average between 40? and 42?
Their shoe size is estimated to be between 8.5 and 9.5

BARBIE
Barbie’s height would be 7’2?
Her weight would be 101 lbs.
She would wear a size 4 dress
Her bust would be 39? (FF cup)
Her waist would be 19? (same as her head)
Her hips would be 33?
Her shoe size would be a 5
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Offline dawn

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #52 on: May 30, 2013, 06:17:41 PM »
Funnily enough, I was listening today to one of the most ignorant people I have ever met. He boasted that his best chat up lines in the past were,'Show is your crack' and 'Show us your tits'. I lie not. I can only say that he has since sunk to a new low level.

Let's hope that you, the delicate flower that you are, never meet him.
i have learned quite well how to avoid them type of people. thanks for your kind words.
the earliest light of day
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #53 on: May 30, 2013, 06:26:32 PM »


Are these real or not ♥ No i dont mean the b(.)(.)s ♥ are they real women.

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Offline dawn

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #54 on: May 31, 2013, 06:42:38 PM »

You can see the boobs are not real - that's if they are human

did any of you guys play with dolls when you was a child or maybe still do. ;)
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sicho

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Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #55 on: May 31, 2013, 08:38:33 PM »
You can see the boobs are not real - that's if they are human

did any of you guys play with dolls when you was a child or maybe still do. ;)

Only live ones.

Dawn, are you an expert on boobs other than your own?
 

Offline thaiga

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #56 on: May 31, 2013, 08:56:55 PM »
                     Talking of dolls remember this clip - Only Fools and Horses

                   


Inflatable dolls - Only Fools and Horses - BBC




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sicho

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Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #57 on: June 01, 2013, 07:26:00 AM »
He's another one being investigated in connection with child abuse.
 

Online jivvy

Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #58 on: June 01, 2013, 11:15:43 AM »
Who ?, Rodney or Del Boy ??
 

sicho

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Re: Guess the One Real Woman
« Reply #59 on: June 01, 2013, 12:15:48 PM »
Del Boy.

Media reports about this seem to have disappeared but this link summarises what was made public a few months ago:

http://www.getoutofdebtfree.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=41685&start=10
 

 



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