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Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate n Peanut Butter
« on: February 04, 2012, 04:17:39 PM »
A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket. :lol

Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug shot, Toothman was charged with burglary, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure

A court citation filed yesterday notes that Toothman--who was only wearing a pair of black boots--had “peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over person.” Troopers noted that the store’s front door was “busted out,” and that several fire extinguishers had been discharged. Peanut butter and chocolate were also spread on the market's floor and in the manager’s office.

But the most bizarre bit of vandalism, investigators reported, involved NyQuil, the popular cold and flu remedy. “There was nyquil on the floor that spelled out sorry,” according to the February 2 citation.

Toothman admitted to breaking into the market, troopers noted. The Kentuckian is being held in the Letcher County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

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Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate n Peanut Butter
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2012, 04:59:22 PM »
It's a day for weird names. Armbuster, Toothman and Letcher County Court.  Any more?

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Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate n Peanut Butter
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2012, 05:38:45 PM »
I'm surprised the US cops didn't just section his arse or at least drug test him, pretty Looney Tunes sort of stuff that is.

He's definitely not playing with a full deck of cards and looks a bit like that in the photo too.

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Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate n Peanut Butter
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2012, 09:16:33 PM »
He belongs in Korat.

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Re: Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate n Peanut Butter
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2012, 09:18:48 PM »
Ha ha...indeed. You never know, we might see him in a year or two.  ;D