Financial Services Regulator Rules And Regulations.
1. Funds must be kept safe at all times.
2. Access to these funds can only be done by me, the regulator.
3. I cannot be prosecuted for any loss of funds for whatever reason.
4. Apart from me having access, my wife, my maid and her husband will on occasions be made very wealthy on a short term basis.
5. I will not be liable to any taxes on profits I have made protecting your funds.
Oh sorry, wrong thread. That deals with another matter all together.