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Re: ASK DAWN
« Reply #60 on: November 26, 2011, 01:54:04 AM »
I forgot, I had one more question.  How do women feel about rimming?  Do you prefer a shaved crater or one with seaweed and lint?  Hey!  That could be a new game for ya.  See how much lint you can pluck out with your teeth while at the same time he squeezes the cheeks to retain as much lint as possible......sort of like bobbing for apples.  Again, a score card could be kept and bets placed every week at the local watering hole.  <--no pun intended.

 

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Re: ASK DAWN
« Reply #61 on: November 26, 2011, 08:32:04 PM »
THE NUT IS BACK.
He woke up and sneezed shouting the nuts come back.
Im looking around the room thinking he means a nutter.
Then the penny droped,just like his nut.
 
I had a new toy sent up on the bus from paty,
the batterys were in it and when the bus jolted
it turned itself on,The rabbit was buzzing when
the bus stopped for me,they all wanted to know
what is was.so i showed them.Got some funny
looks.and was offered a free ride.
the earliest light of day
 

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Re: ASK DAWN
« Reply #62 on: November 27, 2011, 12:38:10 AM »
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have testicles.


Why don't women have any brains?

Because they don't have any testicles to put them in

 

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Re: ASK DAWN
« Reply #63 on: November 27, 2011, 04:49:41 AM »
Heheheheheheh.  Those are pretty good DD.  I knew this topic / thread would be a hit. 

Dawn, thank you for the update.
 

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Re: ASK DAWN
« Reply #64 on: November 27, 2011, 09:34:30 PM »
to prove i am not a sexist

Why are men always cleverer when they're havin sex?


because they are plugged into a fu**in genius.

 

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Re: ASK DAWN
« Reply #65 on: November 29, 2011, 03:48:37 AM »
The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit...'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new suit..'

The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, 'Let's see... Size 44 long.'

Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'

The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'

'Been in the business 60 years.'

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.'





New suit - £400
New shirt - £36
New underwear - £6
Second Opinion - PRICELESS

 


 
   
 
 

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Re: ASK DAWN
« Reply #66 on: December 04, 2011, 12:03:42 AM »
Nominated as the world's best short joke

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?'
'Not yet,' she replied.
 

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Re: ASK DAWN
« Reply #67 on: December 04, 2011, 07:30:37 AM »
HAHAHAHAH.  That last one is a classic!!!
 

 



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