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Baby Farts

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Auction - 4 Sale baseball bat, and assorted sharp objects
« on: August 27, 2011, 06:59:32 PM »
A friend of mine has asked me to put these items up for auction here on Koratfart. Bidding will commence as of now, and will end tomorrow at 6:02 PM.

The first is a baseball bat which has never been used in a crime or anything like that. I was told someone once swung it at another individual, but failed to hit a "home run."

The next picture is a package deal. 400 baht gets you the whole lot. If interested, please PM me and I will give you telephone number of the seller.

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Mitraparp Monkey

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Re: Auction - 4 Sale baseball bat, and assorted sharp objects
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2011, 09:53:49 PM »
Those sharp objects look like real high-quality tools for professionals to me. Does one have to prove a minimum experience like 40 stabs to acquire these?
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Re: Auction - 4 Sale baseball bat, and assorted sharp objects
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2011, 11:20:46 PM »
They do look quite professional stabbing weapons, where in Korat could you get professional advice on how good they would be?
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Re: Auction - 4 Sale baseball bat, and assorted sharp objects
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2011, 12:56:52 AM »
Quote from: Mitraparp Monkey on August 27, 2011, 09:53:49 PM
Those sharp objects look like real high-quality tools for professionals to me. Does one have to prove a minimum experience like 40 stabs to acquire these?

Absolutely.  I just checked with the owner of these fine instruments and he said that he would need documentation to prove the buyer's ability to use these sharp objects...Death certificate, court minutes, news articles etc., will suffice. Rumor has it there is an expert in this field right here in Korat.  I don't know if that's true or not, I just heard about it from a friend of a friend. However, if you don't meet the requirements, you can attend a seminar which will be held at boong talua on how to meet the 40 stab requirement. Refreshments will be provided, followed by a movie "Throw momma from the train."   
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Re: Auction - 4 Sale baseball bat, and assorted sharp objects
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2011, 01:09:57 AM »
Quote from: dirtydog on August 27, 2011, 11:20:46 PM
They do look quite professional stabbing weapons, where in Korat could you get professional advice on how good they would be?

I've been told that there is an office on the back road of Makempheng market near the Chinese temple that houses an individual who specializes in this sort of thing. In fact, it's been rumored that he specializes in anything you can think of.  It's also been rumored that one of his expertise partners is a man who goes by the name of Google.   
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Re: Auction - 4 Sale baseball bat, and assorted sharp objects
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2011, 08:42:54 AM »
Very interesting items but the good old S&W is more useful. You say that the bat hasn't been used in a crime but can you say the same about the kitchen knives?

I'd be happy to take the lot if that is what is needed to keep them out of the hands of a violent criminal.
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Re: Auction - 4 Sale baseball bat, and assorted sharp objects
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2011, 04:53:56 AM »
Quote from: Saf on August 28, 2011, 08:42:54 AM
Very interesting items but the good old S&W is more useful. You say that the bat hasn't been used in a crime but can you say the same about the kitchen knives?

I'd be happy to take the lot if that is what is needed to keep them out of the hands of a violent criminal.

I've just been informed 1 minute ago that the sale of these items is off limits to anyone who has committed a crime in Canada, specifically Quebec. Is there anyone like that in Korat?
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