There is another option. You could also donate 4k baht to one of the local expat "bicycles for kids" charities and then join in on one of their strenuous bike rides on the back roads along the private parts of town or maybe along one of the dangerous stretches of open highways, followed by hugs from everyone for a job well-done having survived.
One of the daily routes of a local cycling enthusiasts includes this particular stretch of road to and from Pak Thong Chai and passes right in front of the intersection at Korat's Pepsi factory. Here's a snapshot taken yesterday at that location, which I think clearly demonstrates just how "strenuous" this stretch of road can be.
I prefer cycling around a lake or park, and taking from what you mentioned in one of your previous posts, you would certainly be in better reach of a lady you wouldn't have to be fussy about, and one that would certainly exceed the qualities thou seeks
Notice the landing location of the car in this photo.
